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Chapter 138 I'm Handsome, Right?
Chapter 138 I'm Handsome, Right?
The Bulls' team doctor Delaide Conney was helping Bai Jidong clean up the wound: "Good guy, Dikembe is merciless, you have to go to the hospital for stitches."
"Will I be disfigured?" Bai Jidong dared to ask.
Connie smiled mischievously, and said without thinking: "Yes, but it's okay, you don't rely on your face for a living!"
"NONONO!" Bai Jidong imitated Mutombo's tone: "I don't want to disfigure my face!"
"Don't worry, the disfigurement won't affect the training! You can use this as your weapon, such as using your face to frighten off the attackers, what do you think?" If it wasn't for the fact that he was helping himself with the wound, Bai Jidong definitely greeted him with a punch, "Dreide, stop joking!"
Putting his smile away, Connie said: "Your face will leave a little scar, even if I guess with the greatest evil intentions, it will not be disfigured, so don't worry, your delicate Asian face is preserved."
Bai Jidong let out a sigh of relief, and felt relieved: "But it still hurts, is it really okay?"
"It's okay, why are you so concerned about your image?" Connie asked.
This is like asking why you eat and why you sleep.
Bai Jidong asked him back: "Do you think MJ doesn't care about his own image? Is there anyone in this world who doesn't care about his own image?"
Connie said with a smile: "People like MJ care about their public image, but what you care about is appearance, which is different."
"Nonsense! No one wants to have their face disfigured!" Bai Jidong said.
Soon, Bai Jidong heard Rodman rapping as he walked into the locker room: "Dear Bye, how are you?"
"Did you win?" Bai Jidong asked.
Rodman said: "Don't you ask knowingly? Of course you won!"
"HYE, get up and take a few steps." Connie finished the work: "This is all I can do for you, and leave the rest to the hospital."
"Should I go directly now?" Bai Jidong wanted to know what to do next.
Connie said: "Unless you want to wait until the bandages on your head stink, my advice is, go now, right now!"
"Understood." Bai Jidong, led by a team entourage, avoided the reporters and rushed to a nearby hospital.
The moment he walked out of the hospital, Bai Jidong felt light and airy.
The tense nerves suddenly relaxed, and he felt very tired.
Don't worry now, he won't be disfigured, and there will be no sequelae. After the stitches are removed in the first half month, there will only be a scar so subtle that the naked eye can't distinguish it, that's all.
During this time, Bai Jidong had to wear a mask to compete.
In the second and third games of the series, Phil Jackson didn't let Bai Jidong play.
The reason was that he had just been injured.So Hubble played instead of Bai Jidong.
This is one of the few starting games for Hubble this season.In the second game, there was still no suspense. The Bulls defeated the Eagles with the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves, leading the total score 2-0.
"Bye, how does it feel to be on the sidelines?" This is an uninterested reporter.
The reporter met Bai Jidong who was even more ignorant.
How can anyone ask such a question?Bai Jidong was troubled in his heart, when he heard this question, he said directly: "I'm sorry, I don't want to accept the interview, excuse me."
"Bye! You will be fined." Hubble reminded.Bai Jidong waved his hands proudly: "If you are fined, you will be fined! It will be deducted from my salary."
On the way back to the hotel, Chen Qi from China called and excitedly told Bai Jidong how his autobiography was a hit.
Bai Jidong, who was in a bad mood, couldn't be happy, so he dealt with it hastily and hung up the phone.
Ever since Chen Qi returned to China, there was no one around him to talk to.
Although they get along well with their teammates, no matter how good they get along, they are not as knowledgeable as Chen Qi.
This is the energy of a sibling, and there is something different about being around someone who shares your roots.
"Did you see me dunk on Dikembe's head?" Jordan's appearance reminded Bai Jidong of his niece.
That niece loves to show off.If she got 100 points in the test, she would not show it directly to her family, she would put the 100-point test paper on the table in the living room to make sure that everyone in the family could see it.
Bai Jidong didn't want to make him happy, Xu Xu said: "Well, I saw it, it was a good dunk. Mr. NONO is very unlucky, because he became the background of that exquisite dunk just because he passed by, it's really sad. "
"Passing by? That was a face-to-face dunk! The media called it a dunk!" Jordan's eyes widened.
"I'm willing to bet $[-] that Mr. NONO will say tomorrow 'It's a coincidence!I did not notice! "" Bai Jidong raised his eyebrows; "Don't you like to gamble? How about this gamble?"
"Of course he won't admit it! No one will admit to being detained," Jordan added: "Except for the orangutans in New York."
"In my opinion, that's not a buckle. Mr. NONO did appear in front of you accidentally and became your dead soul." Bai Jidong said.
Just as Bai Jidong wanted to go back to his room, he saw a person who made him want to turn around immediately: "Is there something wrong?" He asked.
Huos stared at Bai Jidong and said softly, "We need to talk."
"Kalami." Bai Jidong took out the key and said, "I think we all need a little bit to think about what's going on."
"Bye"
"I'm tired, good night." Bai Jidong opened the room and closed the door.
Rodman crossed his legs and flipped through the magazine of Shibaban: "It seems that you rejected her peace petition again."
"We didn't fight at all, how could we ask for peace?" Bai Jidong put down his things.
Rodman watched with great interest: "I think I need a whole set of male offensive and female torture to comfort my lonely soul."
"I want to go to you, I'm tired." Bai Jidong just wanted to sleep.
Is Rodman a blessed person?Immediately snatched Bai Jidong's quilt over: "You have to go with me."
"I'm tired! Dennis! I'm a patient! Can you be gentle with the patient?" Bai Jidong hoped to use the injury on his face to melt Rodman's ambition of steel.
As if he didn't see it, Rodman pointed to Bai Jidong's Babylon Tower and asked, "Did your injury affect its standing up? No way? Could it affect its launch? You are all normal! You need to vent! Think about you How long has it been since I touched a woman!"
It was really good, Bai Jidong was speechless.
But Bai Jidong didn't want to go, so he could only pretend that he couldn't hear him, and closed his eyes to pretend to be dead.
This does not bother Rodman.As long as he doesn't get up, Rodman has a hundred ways to toss him.
Rodman first played the music, and then pulled his drake voice to turn on the karaoke mode.
Bai Jidong is willing to bet his entire wealth with any person with normal hearing on the earth.No one can last 5 minutes under Rodman's full-throated singing!nobody!
"Okay! You have won! Tell me about your plans for the evening! Where do you want to go?" Bai Jidong kicked the quilt away and asked seriously.
Rodman slowly turned off the music: "Go!"
"What crime did I do in my previous life to live in the same room with you." Bai Jidong followed out without love.
That night, Rodman took Bai Jidong to the night market in Atlanta.
Maybe it was running out of energy at the night markets in Atlanta.
In Game4, Rodman has no status.
Unable to defend, unable to grab rebounds, very bad mood, completely negative energy.
It was precisely because of Rodman's poor performance that Bai Jidong came back.
In the third quarter, Bai Jidong played with a mask on.
Bai Jidong is not used to masks very much.This kind of mask is worn on the face, like there are thousands of ants wriggling on the cheeks, which is extremely disgusting.
It took Bai Jidong more than ten minutes to get used to the itching.However, the negative impact continues.
Paying too much attention to the mask on his face caused Bai Jidong to feel completely numb.He made 7 of 1 shots and scored 4 points and 4 rebounds.
Jordan scored 40 points and 7 rebounds, and the Bulls suffered their first loss in the playoffs.
This defeat is more due to the state of the players.Except for Jordan, none of the Bulls found the feeling of the game.
On the bus, Jordan sprayed one by one from Pippen to Bai Jidong.
Especially when scolding Bai Jidong, start with a sentence: "I thought you would turn into Spider-Man and change the game by wearing a mask, but you ruined the game by turning into Pig-Man." Then start with: "I don't care if you have I am not injured, so I have to do my best since I am playing! Injury is not an excuse!" Ended.
"You seem to be very happy to be scolded?" Rodman looked at Bai Jidong, the corner of his mouth curled up, with a hint of sarcasm.
Bai Jidong folded his arms and fell on the bed: "What he said is not unreasonable."
"Not unreasonable? You mean you are a pig man?" Rodman asked in surprise.
Bai Jidong replied: "You are the one, I mean, he said that you have to do your best to go on the court, that's right, you should break through with all your strength if you don't feel good!"
"Break through with all your strength? Then ask Dikembe to give you another elbow?" Rodman asked with a smile.
Bai Jidong straightened his body and said: "This is also my previous worry, so I dare not break through. This is why Mike scolded me, and this is why Dikembe elbowed me. I won't be afraid anymore."
Rodman sighed: "Crazy! You are such a crazy!"
"That's right! I won't be scared by Dikembe!" Bai Jidong's passion came so suddenly, just like a Japanese anime hero.
Rodman got goosebumps all over his body: "You are not married yet! At least you have to wait until you are married before disfiguring."
"Disfigurement? Do you think I'm handsome?" Bai Jidong smiled like a flower, with the words "quickly praise me" clearly written on his face.
Rodman said reluctantly: "It's okay, the most handsome Asian I've ever seen."
"You really have vision." Bai Jidong gave him a compliment.
Rodman didn't say a word.
Well, because Bai Jidong is the only Asian he knows.
Bai Jidong said triumphantly, "Although I'm handsome, I don't rely on my face for a living. Besides, I'm a professional player. I'm willing to sacrifice my appearance in order to play well. Dennis, thank you for your concern."
"You can do whatever you like! I don't care!" Rodman made fun of himself, and lay on the side without talking.
(End of this chapter)
The Bulls' team doctor Delaide Conney was helping Bai Jidong clean up the wound: "Good guy, Dikembe is merciless, you have to go to the hospital for stitches."
"Will I be disfigured?" Bai Jidong dared to ask.
Connie smiled mischievously, and said without thinking: "Yes, but it's okay, you don't rely on your face for a living!"
"NONONO!" Bai Jidong imitated Mutombo's tone: "I don't want to disfigure my face!"
"Don't worry, the disfigurement won't affect the training! You can use this as your weapon, such as using your face to frighten off the attackers, what do you think?" If it wasn't for the fact that he was helping himself with the wound, Bai Jidong definitely greeted him with a punch, "Dreide, stop joking!"
Putting his smile away, Connie said: "Your face will leave a little scar, even if I guess with the greatest evil intentions, it will not be disfigured, so don't worry, your delicate Asian face is preserved."
Bai Jidong let out a sigh of relief, and felt relieved: "But it still hurts, is it really okay?"
"It's okay, why are you so concerned about your image?" Connie asked.
This is like asking why you eat and why you sleep.
Bai Jidong asked him back: "Do you think MJ doesn't care about his own image? Is there anyone in this world who doesn't care about his own image?"
Connie said with a smile: "People like MJ care about their public image, but what you care about is appearance, which is different."
"Nonsense! No one wants to have their face disfigured!" Bai Jidong said.
Soon, Bai Jidong heard Rodman rapping as he walked into the locker room: "Dear Bye, how are you?"
"Did you win?" Bai Jidong asked.
Rodman said: "Don't you ask knowingly? Of course you won!"
"HYE, get up and take a few steps." Connie finished the work: "This is all I can do for you, and leave the rest to the hospital."
"Should I go directly now?" Bai Jidong wanted to know what to do next.
Connie said: "Unless you want to wait until the bandages on your head stink, my advice is, go now, right now!"
"Understood." Bai Jidong, led by a team entourage, avoided the reporters and rushed to a nearby hospital.
The moment he walked out of the hospital, Bai Jidong felt light and airy.
The tense nerves suddenly relaxed, and he felt very tired.
Don't worry now, he won't be disfigured, and there will be no sequelae. After the stitches are removed in the first half month, there will only be a scar so subtle that the naked eye can't distinguish it, that's all.
During this time, Bai Jidong had to wear a mask to compete.
In the second and third games of the series, Phil Jackson didn't let Bai Jidong play.
The reason was that he had just been injured.So Hubble played instead of Bai Jidong.
This is one of the few starting games for Hubble this season.In the second game, there was still no suspense. The Bulls defeated the Eagles with the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves, leading the total score 2-0.
"Bye, how does it feel to be on the sidelines?" This is an uninterested reporter.
The reporter met Bai Jidong who was even more ignorant.
How can anyone ask such a question?Bai Jidong was troubled in his heart, when he heard this question, he said directly: "I'm sorry, I don't want to accept the interview, excuse me."
"Bye! You will be fined." Hubble reminded.Bai Jidong waved his hands proudly: "If you are fined, you will be fined! It will be deducted from my salary."
On the way back to the hotel, Chen Qi from China called and excitedly told Bai Jidong how his autobiography was a hit.
Bai Jidong, who was in a bad mood, couldn't be happy, so he dealt with it hastily and hung up the phone.
Ever since Chen Qi returned to China, there was no one around him to talk to.
Although they get along well with their teammates, no matter how good they get along, they are not as knowledgeable as Chen Qi.
This is the energy of a sibling, and there is something different about being around someone who shares your roots.
"Did you see me dunk on Dikembe's head?" Jordan's appearance reminded Bai Jidong of his niece.
That niece loves to show off.If she got 100 points in the test, she would not show it directly to her family, she would put the 100-point test paper on the table in the living room to make sure that everyone in the family could see it.
Bai Jidong didn't want to make him happy, Xu Xu said: "Well, I saw it, it was a good dunk. Mr. NONO is very unlucky, because he became the background of that exquisite dunk just because he passed by, it's really sad. "
"Passing by? That was a face-to-face dunk! The media called it a dunk!" Jordan's eyes widened.
"I'm willing to bet $[-] that Mr. NONO will say tomorrow 'It's a coincidence!I did not notice! "" Bai Jidong raised his eyebrows; "Don't you like to gamble? How about this gamble?"
"Of course he won't admit it! No one will admit to being detained," Jordan added: "Except for the orangutans in New York."
"In my opinion, that's not a buckle. Mr. NONO did appear in front of you accidentally and became your dead soul." Bai Jidong said.
Just as Bai Jidong wanted to go back to his room, he saw a person who made him want to turn around immediately: "Is there something wrong?" He asked.
Huos stared at Bai Jidong and said softly, "We need to talk."
"Kalami." Bai Jidong took out the key and said, "I think we all need a little bit to think about what's going on."
"Bye"
"I'm tired, good night." Bai Jidong opened the room and closed the door.
Rodman crossed his legs and flipped through the magazine of Shibaban: "It seems that you rejected her peace petition again."
"We didn't fight at all, how could we ask for peace?" Bai Jidong put down his things.
Rodman watched with great interest: "I think I need a whole set of male offensive and female torture to comfort my lonely soul."
"I want to go to you, I'm tired." Bai Jidong just wanted to sleep.
Is Rodman a blessed person?Immediately snatched Bai Jidong's quilt over: "You have to go with me."
"I'm tired! Dennis! I'm a patient! Can you be gentle with the patient?" Bai Jidong hoped to use the injury on his face to melt Rodman's ambition of steel.
As if he didn't see it, Rodman pointed to Bai Jidong's Babylon Tower and asked, "Did your injury affect its standing up? No way? Could it affect its launch? You are all normal! You need to vent! Think about you How long has it been since I touched a woman!"
It was really good, Bai Jidong was speechless.
But Bai Jidong didn't want to go, so he could only pretend that he couldn't hear him, and closed his eyes to pretend to be dead.
This does not bother Rodman.As long as he doesn't get up, Rodman has a hundred ways to toss him.
Rodman first played the music, and then pulled his drake voice to turn on the karaoke mode.
Bai Jidong is willing to bet his entire wealth with any person with normal hearing on the earth.No one can last 5 minutes under Rodman's full-throated singing!nobody!
"Okay! You have won! Tell me about your plans for the evening! Where do you want to go?" Bai Jidong kicked the quilt away and asked seriously.
Rodman slowly turned off the music: "Go!"
"What crime did I do in my previous life to live in the same room with you." Bai Jidong followed out without love.
That night, Rodman took Bai Jidong to the night market in Atlanta.
Maybe it was running out of energy at the night markets in Atlanta.
In Game4, Rodman has no status.
Unable to defend, unable to grab rebounds, very bad mood, completely negative energy.
It was precisely because of Rodman's poor performance that Bai Jidong came back.
In the third quarter, Bai Jidong played with a mask on.
Bai Jidong is not used to masks very much.This kind of mask is worn on the face, like there are thousands of ants wriggling on the cheeks, which is extremely disgusting.
It took Bai Jidong more than ten minutes to get used to the itching.However, the negative impact continues.
Paying too much attention to the mask on his face caused Bai Jidong to feel completely numb.He made 7 of 1 shots and scored 4 points and 4 rebounds.
Jordan scored 40 points and 7 rebounds, and the Bulls suffered their first loss in the playoffs.
This defeat is more due to the state of the players.Except for Jordan, none of the Bulls found the feeling of the game.
On the bus, Jordan sprayed one by one from Pippen to Bai Jidong.
Especially when scolding Bai Jidong, start with a sentence: "I thought you would turn into Spider-Man and change the game by wearing a mask, but you ruined the game by turning into Pig-Man." Then start with: "I don't care if you have I am not injured, so I have to do my best since I am playing! Injury is not an excuse!" Ended.
"You seem to be very happy to be scolded?" Rodman looked at Bai Jidong, the corner of his mouth curled up, with a hint of sarcasm.
Bai Jidong folded his arms and fell on the bed: "What he said is not unreasonable."
"Not unreasonable? You mean you are a pig man?" Rodman asked in surprise.
Bai Jidong replied: "You are the one, I mean, he said that you have to do your best to go on the court, that's right, you should break through with all your strength if you don't feel good!"
"Break through with all your strength? Then ask Dikembe to give you another elbow?" Rodman asked with a smile.
Bai Jidong straightened his body and said: "This is also my previous worry, so I dare not break through. This is why Mike scolded me, and this is why Dikembe elbowed me. I won't be afraid anymore."
Rodman sighed: "Crazy! You are such a crazy!"
"That's right! I won't be scared by Dikembe!" Bai Jidong's passion came so suddenly, just like a Japanese anime hero.
Rodman got goosebumps all over his body: "You are not married yet! At least you have to wait until you are married before disfiguring."
"Disfigurement? Do you think I'm handsome?" Bai Jidong smiled like a flower, with the words "quickly praise me" clearly written on his face.
Rodman said reluctantly: "It's okay, the most handsome Asian I've ever seen."
"You really have vision." Bai Jidong gave him a compliment.
Rodman didn't say a word.
Well, because Bai Jidong is the only Asian he knows.
Bai Jidong said triumphantly, "Although I'm handsome, I don't rely on my face for a living. Besides, I'm a professional player. I'm willing to sacrifice my appearance in order to play well. Dennis, thank you for your concern."
"You can do whatever you like! I don't care!" Rodman made fun of himself, and lay on the side without talking.
(End of this chapter)
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