Chapter 6: "Hit that motherf*cker with the other motherf*cker!"
Jimmy and Anna were surrounded by twelve Compies. They were dinosaurs, and they were hunters, so it goes without saying that they were violent creatures, especially in this situation where they knew that they held the advantage against two, average humans.
Dinosaurs weren't so picky when it came to their meal. If they believed that they could take their prey down, they didn't hesitate, even though in this case the two humans they wanted to eat were more than twice as tall compared to them. The Compies didn't care.
Half of them jumped into the canal, and went after Jimmy, as he was a closer target!
Although he was terrified, he wasn't planning to get eaten, so he clenched the tail of his spear as hard as he could, and thrusted it forward! He wanted to make sure not to let go of it, because it was the only weapon he had.
The dinosaurs in front of him were agile, they were quick, but if one shot at a crowd, it was very likely to land a hit. He stabbed one of the dinosaurs right in the chest!
It had been mid-jump, so he managed to stab the dinosaur in mid-air, by relying on his reflexes alone. He felt quite strong, as this new body of his was toned, and well-trained.
The Compy he stabbed was stuck on his spear, but he didn't let that stop him. He started using his jammed spear like a hammer, knocking away other Compies left and right!
It was very advantageous that these carnivorous fiends only weighed a few pounds. If they had weighed more than thirty pounds, this battle would've been over already. He and Anna would get eaten alive.
Regarding Anna, she sprung into action as well. Adrenaline pushed their every move, so in just a minute, the two of them managed to slaughter three Compies in total!
"Haha!" Jim let out a battle cry. "Die, fuckers!"
At some point, the entire flock had jumped down in the ditch, and they even managed to land a few bites on Jimmy's legs, but that wasn't a problem. They hadn't managed to tear any flesh away just yet, but they did leave nasty bitemarks.
Jimmy kicked one of them like a football, and knocked it a couple of meters away. This was when he noticed that his leg was bleeding, all because of the bites.
"You want this, motherfuckers?!" He yelled out, referring to his right leg, and poetically kicked another Compy, knocking it unconscious. "Haha!"
As for Anna, she loved dinosaurs, she did, however, she wasn't stupid. She has had better luck with the spear, and managed to kill two more of these horrid creatures!
Better yet, she appeared to be much stronger in comparison to her friend. When she kicked a Compy, she heard a few of its bones crack, and she kicked the thing about thirty feet away, right out of the canal! Her strength was uncanny, far away from being considered normal.
Anyway, she and Jimmy managed to fend off half of the Compies by now, as they either killed, or knocked half of them out. The rest of these 'murder lizards' fought with all their power, but they were losing.
Fifteen minutes later, they managed to kill every single one of their attackers. Twelve of them to be exact. Lucky for them, the flock only had twelve Compies, since more didn't come.
The battle was over. Jimmy finally pulled his spear out of the Compy he had initially stabbed, and began to calm down.
"That's the most fun I've had in years!" He exclaimed. "How about you, Anna?"
"I didn't wanna kill them," She shook her head. "But yes, it was fun."
While their emotions died down, they started counting their wounds. Despite their success in battle, they've suffered some bites.
Jimmy had three bites on his right leg, and one bite on his left. Most of the bites were above the thigh, so he was losing blood quickly.
Anna wasn't any better off. She was bitten three times, and all the bites were even higher up her right thigh, which was alarming.
Legs generally bled in a higher volume, but the thighs were especially prone to excessive bleeding. They were in danger.
"We gotta do something about all this bleeding," She said, her voice hoarse. "I doubt there are any hospitals out here, so we're on our own. Luckily, the bites aren't that deep, less than half-an-inch, maybe? If we don't get two or three infections from these bites, then we should be fine as long as we cover them up soon."
Jimmy was impressed by how quickly she acted on her feet, but the motivation she had to avoid death, didn't affect him. It took him little effort to predict that they'd get killed sooner or later, even if they survived these bites. The Jurassic Era wasn't meant for humans to live in, not even a little bit.
Nevertheless, he did what he was told. They didn't have any extra cloth to cover the wounds, so they had to improvise.
Jimmy grabbed his spear close to the stone part, and began gutting one of the dead Compies. Like most creatures, dinosaurs had guts, long ones, and in this case, they were the best bandages they could get their hands on in a short time.
For efficiency's sake, while she waited for the guts, Anna held her wounds with her hands as tightly as she could, to prevent more blood from dripping out of them. Every second counted here, and certainly, every little bit of effort counted as well if they were to survive.
Compy guts were thin, so he had to gut a couple of the carcasses in order to get enough guts for one person, and when he did, he didn't waste any time. He tied them around Anna's wounds, and it didn't take much poking around to figure out that her wounds had stopped bleeding.
"Gross, I know." He tried to comfort her, but he resisted the urge to stroke her hair, because he'd clumsily paint her with dinosaur blood. "It's gross, but it looks like they're doing the trick."
"Yes," She nodded. "I'm no biologist, but their guts should be clean enough to not give us any extra infections. They're warm, they were inside a dinosaur, so we should be fine."
Afterwards, she stood up, forced him to sit down, and said, "Hold your wounds as tight as you can. I'll get you fixed up in no time."
Jimmy didn't want to stop, but he was already feeling his energy fading away. He had been greeted with a headache when he jumped into this body, now although his headache was gone, it was replaced by disorientation due to the blood loss. His wounds hadn't stopped bleeding for fifteen minutes now, so he was close to dancing with death.
What kept him awake were the pair of steamy buns in front of him. Anna's clothes barely managed to cover her privates, so while she gutted through those Compies, he took pleasure when he saw her toned bottom twerking around. One could say that her butt-cheeks were the only thing keeping him alive right now!
However, as he focused on her bottom, he noticed something weird. He got a boner, yes, but that wasn't all. This time around, perhaps for the first time ever, his mental focus rapidly improved along with his rapid erection!
Jimmy blinked twice, and then, he could suddenly hear his own blood flowing. He heard every ounce of blood, deep within his veins, and he even started to estimate how many ounces of blood were keeping his organs going!
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