NOVEL NEXT Chapter 4: Dinosaur Hunter
Jimmy got excited, perhaps too excited. When Anna, who turned out to be a third-cousin, grabbed him by the butt-cheeks, he felt like a Dam Wall that was about to burst!
Deep down he knew it was wrong to be this aroused over someone who was to some degree, blood related, but his penis had a mind of its own. It disagreed.
Finally, he answered her, "If you're okay with it, then so am I. We're third cousins, so what? Charles Darwin would have a neutral stance if we told him our story."
Anna giggled. This whole time, she hadn't taken her hand away from his butt-cheeks, and after she heard what Jimmy had to say, she grabbed, and held on to those cheeks like a baboon on a cheetah.
Thanks to her tight grip, his problematic erections came back. However, this time, his erection was truly weaponized!
His penis broke the button of his pants, and flinged forward faster than a crashing oak tree. It took him a moment to realize what happened.
Anna noticed before him, her eyes opened wide, and in a whisper, she exclaimed, "Timber…"
A few seconds later, he realized what was going on. When he looked down, he was horrified to find out that his penis was out, for all the security cameras to capture!
"Holy shit!" He exclaimed, though he tried to whisper. "I'm so sorry… I've been having problems with the little guy."
"Little?" She repeated, and figured that he was just being modest. "That's not little."
"You're right," He blurted at random, and tried to manhandle his John, and push it back into his pants. "This is embarrassing."
Right at that moment, a museum worker popped up in front of him. The veins that were riddled across his forehead would blind a fortune teller, because it was obvious how angry he was.
"Put your penis away, sir. This is a museum! There are kids around." He scolded.
"I'm working on it!" Jimmy gasped. "It's not like I want to wave my wand around in public! My button broke."
The museum worker didn't want to hear it. One could guess that he had heard every excuse in the book before, as if it was a common occurrence for men to pull their slab out in front of the dinosaur displays. He got beyond angry as soon as he heard Jimmy speak, and likewise, he started scolding harder.
Hearing the worker ramble about decency and public behaviour, had a counter-productive effect on Jimmy. He got harder, somehow, and a few seconds later, he ejaculated.
"Nyah…" He groaned.
A large load, enough to repopulate the earth, shot forward and became airborne. Its velocity could defy the laws of physics itself!
The load shot upwards, and somehow landed on the museum worker's face! He got absolutely showered in it.
"Oh my god!" Anna exclaimed.
"Aaah!" The worker screamed, as the semen started going past his short mustache. His bald head was as red as a bowling ball now. "Unnaceptable!"
At some point, the worker started stumbling backwards. He could barely open his eyes because of the semen, so naturally, he couldn't see.
The worker crashed into the leg of the Brachiosaurus display. Initially this wasn't a problem, considering that he hadn't crashed into real dinosaur bones, but rather figurative displays mounted with casts and a metal framing, but something went wrong.
The impact had shaken the one-hundred foot long display of the Brachiosaurus internally, and the vibration of this shake managed to reach some weak spots.
Either because of poor welding or loose screws, the skull of the Brachiosaurus display first tipped downwards, and then it fell!
The skull was a few feet long itself, but it was also very heavy. Paired with the forty-foot drop, aided by gravity, this malfunction became as dangerous as the bowel movements these dinosaurs used to crush smaller creatures with.
Everything happened within a few seconds! The skull plummeted towards Jimmy and Anna.
Since they hadn't been looking up, they didn't see the skull coming. They couldn't have predicted this.
The skull landed on them, and snapped both of their necks. Killing them on the spot!
The two of them didn't know what happened. All they felt was a second of extreme pressure, and then the world went dark.
Their death was undeserved, unusual, and unexpected. The worker needed a few seconds to realize what was going on, and when he saw the bloodbath in front of him, he fainted on the spot.
Tens of people surrounded the scene, and a few of them had phones on their hands. They were calling ambulances, but it was a futile effort. Anna and Jimmy were dead.
…
Death was a controversial topic amongst human kind. Most were theists, some were atheists, and some didn't bother with the topic whatsoever. The point was, everyone had an opinion of what happened after death.
Death itself, however, didn't care for anyone's opinion. Every human being had the same result when they died.
This was death's consistent law, however, there were rare instances where the laws of death were flexible.
In this case, an unknown, or possibly forgotten god had summoned Jimmy's and Anna's souls. This god wanted to converse with them for reasons beyond humanity's tolls.
"Greetings, rebels." Its voice echoed, neither like the voice of a man, or a woman, but rather, eternity. "I have an offer for you."
"What the fuck?" Jimmy exclaimed, unaware of what was going on. "Who are you?"
"Irrelevant," The god's answer thundered, even when it spoke softly. "I need your essence of power, rebels. Your souls weigh more than history's greatest men, and you're close to reaching the realms of gods. Why you're so powerful, I do not understand, but I do know that I need your powers to leap over to a higher realm, where godhood is irrelevant."
Jimmy was catching up with what was going on, roughly. He came to peace with the fact that he died, though he didn't know how he died. He only remembered covering a museum worker with an unholy amount of semen.
At last, he answered the god, and asked, "So you want my essence, what's in it for me?"
"I want both of your essences, and in return…" The god answered, but Jimmy ignored everything it said.
"Both?" He repeated.
Despite the god conversing with two souls all this time, Jimmy had been disoriented, so he hadn't realized that Anna's soul was right next to his own. This wasn't surprising, as souls were transparent, and he couldn't see his own soul either. Even the god in front of him was transparent, or at least too powerful for one to comprehend its presence fully, so general confusion was a given in this encounter.
At last, he caught up with the fact that mattered the most to him, "Anna is here too!?"
Right at that moment, an unexplainable power overcame him. Parts of him exploded just seconds later.
A small, bullet-like fragment of his essence shot forward, and struck the god in front of him. The god hollered in response, angry enough to destroy planets!
"How dare you!?" It hollered.
At that moment, Jimmy realized that he had ejaculated, and hit a forgotten god, for reasons he could not comprehend. Well, he ejaculated in whatever form souls ejaculated, but this shot alone was enough to hurt, and anger a literal god.
The god was angry, and exclaimed, "Punishment is imminent! Rebels!"
Afterwards, a collection of various lights started forming around them. The atmosphere switched for the worst immediately!
Anna, who had been silent, and had been observing the situation, finally spoke, gently, "Not again…"