Binary Soul

DISCLAIMER: All secondary effects listed here are temporary. The Vestiges of the Empire is not to be held responsible for any action or inaction caused while under the influence of its products.

Alamond Alamein
Dark chocolate cake decorated graciously with Round Almonds nuts
You will unintentionally say 'nuts' at the end of every sentence nuts

Babushka
Sweet dumplings made with potato-based batter and Power Plum filling
You will have an incessant urge to threaten people with a rolling pin

Banana Throne
Layered cake made with bananas, cream, chocolate and Bell Walnuts
You will hear a constant ringing that isn't there

Chef's Pick
Ask your waitress for today's special
WARNING: May or may not involve a live sacrifice to the great and mighty Zublos

Chocolate Apocalypse
Chocolate fudge cake with a hint of Demon Sugar
You will experience a world made out of chocolate

Drowned Mariner
Caramel-glazed cake with fermented Pond Fruit filling
You will feel like you're sinking in a sea of booze

Emergency Exit
Coffee cake made with Blue Cinnamon

Even the simplest problem will seem like a world-ending crisis

Forbidden Flavor
Chocolate souffle with Dreamberry filling
Your deepest desires will be given form

Fury of a Thousand Suns
Crepes with Rageberry filling
You will lash out against this unreasonable world
WARNING: Customer must be shackled prior to ingesting

Honeyed Happiness
Six cupcakes glazed with Hyper-bee Honey
You will know boundless and unbridled joy

King's Quest
Sweetroll with crushed Box Peanuts

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You will only see large squares

Pleasantly Peachy Pancakes
A stack of four pancakes made with crushed Pure Peach
You will feel all is right with the world

Random Rhapsody
Layered spongecake with a rainbow jam filling
Not even the chef knows what will happen with this one

Red Rabbit
Crimson Valley style carrot cake

You won't be able to stop bouncing

Soulforger's Gaze
Bran muffins with Coo-coo-coconut cream filling
You will discover a new you

Stranger Danger
Six doughnuts with Paranoid Pepper jam
You will be more perceptive of other people's hostile intentions

Strawberry of Despair
Srawberry and cream shortcake made with Ghostflour
So tasty you will be truly saddened when it's all gone
WARNING: Limited to two per customer per day due to safety concerns

The Hidden Truth
Cheesecake made with milk from an All Knowing Ox
You will realize where you lost your house keys that one time

Time-Trader
Caramel souffle made out of Quick Quacker eggs
The world around you will seem to slow down and speed up at random

Visceral Vanilla
Moist cake that uses Violent Vanilla as the main ingredient
You will violently and voraciously vivisect this vestige of vanilla, violating volition and vanishing virtuosity, leaving you vexed, yet vivified

World's End
Perception Pineapple based upside-down cake
Your view of the world will be flipped

Zublos the Almighty
Homemade biscuit cake, made according to a secret recipe straight from the Pit of Crushing Loneliness
You will better appreciate what you have

You people went and made me spell it out. I ninja-edited the last line in the previous chapter since I was apparently being too elusive. Go re-read it if you're still confused!