Beipai Tomb Raiders Notes

"Be honest, did you do something bad last night?"

Early the next morning, Miracle Doctor Fan asked me with a smile on his face.

"Where is it? No! I slept until dawn yesterday and didn't do anything."

"Are you lying to ghosts? Look at your own face now!"

She took a small mirror and handed it to me.

"Oh shit! Who the hell is this?"

In the mirror, my face is as white as a piece of paper!And the lips have no color either.

Dr. Fan snatched back her small mirror, and said to me with a cold face: "Your physique is already full of yang and yin, and you must have done something bad last night. Now you have a big yang and a big emptiness! If you don't protect it well, you will die from the loss of your yang." risk, you just wait to die."

"Sister Fan! Sister Fan, don't go!"

"Don't touch me! Who is your sister!"

"Brother Xiang, why are you two arguing?" At this moment, the snake girl came out of the wooden house.

"Hush...don't talk..." I tried to wink at her.

Miracle doctor Fan took out a lady's thin cigarette from her pocket, she took a puff and said lightly, "Sister Snake, are you a human or a ghost? How did you manage to suck the yang energy out of his whole body in one night."

"No! Sister Fan, you misunderstood! Something happened between us yesterday, but we didn't make it to the last step!"

The snake girl nodded, and she said very simply: "Yes, my mother taught me that it is only when two people are connected together that it is considered complete. Brother Xiang finally touched the surface, so we did not connect together last night. "

"A little bit of water?"

Miracle Doctor Fan turned her head to look at me, with a cigarette in her hand, she suddenly burst out laughing!

She laughed so hard that her waist collapsed.

Miracle doctor Fan wiped away his tears, and said loudly: "No.....No, Xiang Yunfeng, you see that little girl is easy to deceive, right? I laughed so hard! Hahaha! Why didn't you say that you used it for a while? Recruit chickens to peck rice!"

"Quality!"

"Pay attention to quality!"

I said unhappily: "You are a highly educated genius doctor, how can you say such low-quality words? What is chicken pecking rice? What kind of rice? Is it that small peanut?"

Doctor Fan's face turned red!She scolded: "You stinky bastard!"

The two of us could only count as foreplay last night, and didn't make it to the final step, because I finally stepped on the sudden brake.

Someone asked why they stepped on the brakes, and they went in with a push. Can you hold back?

Hehe, you underestimated my determination, right?

I have been struggling in the rivers and lakes for so many years, and the reason why I didn't overturn is all due to this determination.

The snake girl also saw that my face was not good-looking, she thought about it, and whispered to me: "Brother Xiang, my mother said that men are prone to physical weakness, are you weak? We have passed down a snake woman in the past." Soil folk remedies, as long as you use this recipe to make a pot of soup and drink it, it will be a great tonic for men."

"Remedy? What kind of soup?" I asked.

"My mother said it's called Menghan Tang, which uses three kinds of snake tail meat and nine kinds of Chinese medicinal materials. It's very nourishing," she said with a smile.

I thought for a while and said, "Then you cook a pot for me, and I'll try it casually."

Then she took me to the back mountain to catch snakes. She said that the three kinds of snakes are the most important medicine primers.

"It's so cold now, where can there be snakes?" I asked doubtfully on the road.

She smiled and said: "Brother Xiang, you don't know. For us snake girl, the snakes on this mountain are all our servants. If the master wants to find a servant who sleeps late, it is not difficult."

Then I saw a very miraculous scene.

Her eyes seemed to be equipped with radar. She stood on the hillside and glanced back and forth to determine a spot. She took a small shovel and dug it out, and immediately dug out a snake hole.

Then she took a few dry leaves, spit on the leaves twice, and then lit the leaves with a lighter to fan the hole. After a while, I saw a big black snake crawling out of the hole. !

The snake girl immediately stretched out her hand to hold the snake's body, cut off the snake's head with a knife and threw it away.

In this way, she caught three different big snakes in the morning. On the way back, she bounced and introduced: "Brother Xiang, these three snakes are the eldest, second and third in this mountain. They are all my childhood friends, the eldest." It’s called Rice Shovel Head, the second one is called Tree Dragon, and the third one is called Golden Foot Belt, all three of them are highly poisonous, one bite can kill an elephant, how about it, isn’t it powerful?”

I said speechlessly, "Since they are your friends, why did you kill them?"

The snake girl was a little unhappy and said, "Then if I don't kill them, how can you replenish your body?"

"Oh... so, let's kill them all."

"Well, Brother Xiang, there is still an important dispensing that is missing. I don't have it here, so I'm going to borrow it from Mr. Xiao. I won't be back until the afternoon."

"Mr. Xiao, where is the Xiangting Snake House?"

Snake nodded.

"Okay, then you go, I'm waiting to taste your great tonic soup!"

There is no water, electricity, or signal here. After Snake Girl left, I felt really bored. Dr. Fan was still angry with me, so I strolled down the mountain in the afternoon.

In Nanping, there is an intangible cultural heritage of our country called Jianzhan. In 2006, it seemed that there was no Jianzhan street. There were only a few scattered shops in the city that burned and sold Zhanzhan. I was in a tea shop. Turning around, I fell in love with a wood-fired loess cup.

"Boss, how much is this beaker?"

"That, five thousand."

"Five thousand? Why is it so expensive!"

"It's not expensive! It's made by Master Li Da, the inheritor of non-inheritance. Look at this rabbit hair glaze! It's neatly layered! The roots are distinct!"

I have to say that this master burner is really good, but I think it is too expensive, so I said: "Is there any cheaper one? I don't want to collect it, so I want to buy one for drinking water in my bag."

"Then what price do you want?" the boss asked.

I said that it only costs three to five yuan a piece.

"Oh, two or three yuan each? Brother, don't you look at where I am, I am here to make high-end tea sets! If you want to find that kind of garbage, turn left when you go out, and walk 100 meters ahead. Street stalls, there are!"

So I left the store and planned to buy a cup from the street stall.

It was around four o'clock in the afternoon when I arrived at the place, and I saw dozens of people setting up street stalls from a distance.

I chose a similar Tuhao cup and it only cost two yuan.

Just as he was about to leave, a voice suddenly shouted from behind: "Wait! Stop, boy!"

I frowned and looked back, unexpectedly, a big black fat man suddenly rushed up and grabbed my neck!

"It's you! Damn it! It's you!"

"I will strangle you to death!"

"You fucking hurt me so badly!"