Becoming a Saint by Leisure Reading

Chapter 56: you stinky men



"Sweeping away the ruined Hu Lidiji, the dragon and the phoenix dance like Cui Wei;

On the left is the Canghaitian area, and on the right is the Wanwei Mountain of Taihang Mountain.

Ge halberd is unparalleled on its nine sides, and its clothes are all over the country;

Taiping people Lehua Xu Shi, forever and ever Jin Mau together the sun shines. "

Chen Luo spread out the paper, stained the brush with ink, took a deep breath, and began to write the story in his mind.

The original story was set in the Ming Dynasty. Chen Luo wanted to make some changes to make it the background of Daxuan, but after thinking about it, he gave up this plan.

The story is very simple. The brothel woman is a heartless man, but because of her final grief and anger, it is unforgettable.

"Du Shiniang Angrily Sinks the Treasure Chest"!

This story is taken from Feng Menglong's "Jing Shi Tong Yan" in the Ming Dynasty. It tells the story of the famous prostitute Du Shiniang who redeemed herself from the good, pursued true love, and entrusted herself to the imperial student Li Jia. However, Li Jia was weak and selfish by nature. Although he was sincere towards Du Shiniang, he succumbed to etiquette and instigated by the rich and young Sun Fu, and finally betrayed Du Shiniang for a thousand taels of silver. Du Shiniang pretended to agree, opened the treasure chest in public during the official transaction, scolded the traitors and the heartless, and threw herself into the river with the treasure chest in her arms...

In the whole story, Du Shiniang forced the prostitute to agree to her own redemption, showing her wisdom; privately offering half of her redemption funds to show her conspiracy; later, she wandered the world with Li Jia, letting Li Jia Anxin and her family turn around, showing her scheming. Qi Xian; finally learned that he was truly betrayed, showed his treasure chest and threw himself into the river, showing his fierceness.

Such a resourceful, virtuous and strong woman is naturally admirable.

An article "Du Shiniang Angry in the Treasure Box", eloquently spilled thousands of words, Chen Luo seemed to see that beautiful and strong woman in the process of writing. A thousand taels of silver in Li Jia District sold her to others, but how could she know that the treasure chest in her arms was more than ten thousand gold. Very sad! I hate it! Extremely angry!

The two sentences in the article are quite right—

"There is jade in the concubine, but there are no pearls in the eyes of Hen Lang!"

"The concubine lives up to the lord, and the lord concedes the ear of the concubine!"

Chen Luo wrote the last word, and in an instant the paper on which this article was written was shining brightly, without wind, and a phantom of the river appeared on the page. I saw a bubble in the phantom of the river, as if there was a Something is going to float up. After a while, a wooden box rose from the phantom of the river.

Then the phantom of the river water dissipated, the wooden box gradually solidified, and finally landed in front of Chen Luo's eyes.

At this moment, in a teahouse outside the Earl's Mansion, Song Tuizhi frowned slightly and snorted softly, "Huh?"

……

Chen Luo's attention was all on the wooden box.

Could it be that the book spirit this time is this box?

Treasure chest?

Chen Luo's heart moved, and he quickly opened the treasure chest. Suddenly, a red light shot out from the wooden box and directly hugged Chen Luo's face. Chen Luo stretched out his hand and took off what was on his face. It turned out to be a fluffy bird with two thick black eyebrows and an angry expression on his face.

This... Angry Birds!

The bird was only the size of an apple, and was held firmly in the palm of Chen Luo's hand, and he even wanted to peck Chen Luo's hand with the bird's beak. Chen Luo remembered how Daizong merged with him before, picked up the angry bird and bumped it against his forehead, and instantly the angry bird turned into a beam of light and shot into Chen Luo's mind, a message in Chen Luo's brain. emerged in.

"The supernatural power of the red dust - seven emotions and anger!"

Activating this magical power is painless and tireless, and the power of martial arts and martial arts is doubled. However, when using it, you will lose your mind, and the damage to your body will not be reduced.

"Dude, did I unlock the anger state?" Chen Luo hesitated for a moment, but since it was Qiqing, it meant that there were six other magical powers in the world.

Unexpectedly, when you travel to another world, you still need to collect cards!

……

"Xiao Ji!" Chen Luo shouted, the door of the study was pushed open, and Ji Zhong walked in.

"Master, are you calling me?"

Chen Luo nodded, and handed the manuscript of "Du Shiniang Angry in the Hundred Treasure Box" to Ji Zhong: "Thank you for your hard work and send it to that Nanyuan Xi!"

"Young master has written a new story?" Ji Zhong had a happy expression on his face, he took over the manuscript and read it directly.

Sure enough, Ji Daxuan Shou Gengren Zhong!

Chen Luo was not in a hurry, leaning on the chair, waiting for Ji Zhong's feedback.

Ji Zhong looked at "Du Shiniang Angrily Sinking a Treasure Chest", his face slowly retracted with joy, and he frowned slightly. Gradually, anger appeared on his face, and the veins in his hands burst out. Suddenly, he slapped the manuscript on the table and shouted angrily: "Master, where are Li Jia and Sun Fu from? I'll take their lives and pay homage to Du Shiniang!"

As expected!

Chen Luo waved his hand: "Calm down, calm down, this is a story, it's fake! Look at this dynasty, this place name, it's all fiction!"

Ji Zhong glanced suspiciously at the manuscript again, and after a while, he looked at Chen Luo with a sad face: "Young Master, why did you write such an infuriating story!"

"Does it look good?"

"So lovely!"

Chen Luo thought about it for a while, then brought the manuscript again and added a few strokes on it.

"This story is purely fictional, and any similarity is purely coincidental."

After writing, he handed it to Ji Zhong: "Send it over there!"

……

It was said that the sky was already dark at this time, Ji Zhonghuai had just walked out of the gate of the Earl's Palace with the manuscript in his hand, and suddenly there was a "Ding" behind him!

At that moment, it seemed as if time had stopped. The Earl's Mansion behind him disappeared, the pedestrians and chariots on the road disappeared, and even Qing'an Square disappeared. Ji Zhong seemed to have walked into a void and turned into a puppet, unable to move even a single thought.

The black-faced scholar Song Tuizhi appeared out of thin air and slowly approached Ji Zhong.

With a flick of Song Tuizhi's finger, the manuscript of "Du Shiniang Angrily Sinking a Hundred Treasure Box" flew out of Ji Zhong's arms and landed on Song Tuizhi's hand. Song Tuizhi looked at it carefully, and after a long time, he let out a long sigh of anger in his chest.

"What a fictitious story! The characters are lifelike, the things are intricately linked, and there are thousands of twists and turns. It is full of mundane things, but full of people's hearts!" Song Tuizhi sighed, and then stretched out his right hand, only to see it in his palm, A colorful aura the size of a soybean slowly emerged.

"Is this the qi of the fourth cultivation path? Teacher is right, this is the path of all beings!"

Then Song Tuizhi flicked his palm, and the colorful red dust disappeared. Song Tuizhi looked at the manuscript in his hand again, with a burst of anger on his face.

"Prodigal thing, how can this original work be sent out like this. This should be the treasure of my bamboo forest line!" After saying that, Song Tuyi waved his hand, and suddenly several blank papers appeared out of thin air, and then waved his sleeves again. , Yawen appeared on the white paper, it was "Du Shiniang sinks the treasure chest in anger".

"Great Confucian manuscript, then Nan Yuanxi is not at a loss!" Song Tuizhi put the manuscript he had just written by imitating Chen Luo's notes back into Ji Zhong's arms, carefully folded Chen Luo's original work, and put it in contentedly. in his sleeve.

"I didn't expect that the fourth road to the sky turned out to be such an interesting road! For the sake of this manuscript, this old man will consider you to have passed the test. As a senior brother, keep it for the younger junior brother, as it should be!" Song Tuizhi meditated, bypassing the "gentleman" knot in his heart, and then turned to leave. When his figure disappeared, the entire void space also dissipated.

Ji Zhong rolled his eyes and resumed his actions. As if he had just been in a daze and didn't care, he walked towards the address left by Nan Yuanxi...

……

"Girl, a young man sent this, saying that it was for Duke Nan." Xiao Hexiang's maid Wan'er walked into the yard~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and handed Xiao Hexiang a book bag.

Xiao Hexiang is in her twenties. Although she can't be called an all-powerful city, she has the color of a little home jasper. Her big round eyes and a little baby fat make her look very cute.

"Oh? Maybe it was sent by Xianggong's literary friend." Xiao Hexiang took the book bag. At this time, Nan Yuanxi was taking a bath in the room. Xiao Hexiang reached out to pick it up, but she didn't pay attention and the book bag fell on the ground. , the documents inside were scattered.

Xiao Hexiang and Wan'er hurriedly lowered their heads to pick it up, but Xiao Hexiang only saw the first sentence of the manuscript, and couldn't pull out her eyes...

……

Nan Yuanxi soaked in the tub, constantly thinking about the conversation between Chen Luo and himself today.

"Said the text? Story?"

"A new newspaper for Li Shu?"

"What kind of new newspaper is that?"

At this time, Nan Yuanxi heard Xiao Hexiang's cry from outside the house. Nan Yuanxi was startled, jumped out of the bathtub, wrapped a coat and opened the door, only to see Xiao Hexiang lying on the table, her shoulders shaking, crying extremely sad. The pill on the side also kept shedding tears and kept wiping it with a handkerchief!

"Xiang'er, what's wrong with you?" Nan Yuanxi asked anxiously.

That Xiao Hexiang raised her head and saw Nan Yuanxi. For some reason, her heart was full of anger. She grabbed the tea on the table and poured it at Nan Yuanxi, shouting, "It's all you stinky men..."

Nan Yuanxi: ('';)?

……

Chen Luo yawned and suddenly remembered that it seemed like it was going to be morning tomorrow. Wei Yan said that someone was going to talk about that Wenxin.

Didn't you say you recognized a master for yourself?

Has it arrived yet? Bad review!

If it really doesn't work, just hug Senior Wei Yan's thigh tightly!

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