Chapter 112 Fang Sihan: Uncle, can you not play something so exciting (Extra chapter, asking for monthly passes!)_3
Sun Dasheng waved his hand, fanning it in front of his nose. "Why do I smell so much vinegar? Which little cutie got so jealous today?"
His words made Yun Yuqing's face flush with embarrassment. She playfully bit his lips. "You tell me. Do I taste like vinegar?"
Sun Dasheng smacked his lips. "Just one bite? How am I supposed to tell from that?"
He immediately cradled her wet hair and pressed his lips against hers again. "Mmm, sweet. It tastes like mango, not vinegar. My nose must have been playing tricks on me before. I really thought someone here was prone to jealousy."
Sun Dasheng's banter provoked Yun Yuqing to retaliate. She bit him hard several times. "Who likes being jealous? You tell me, who likes being jealous? Hmph! I'm not the jealous type at all, yet you keep teasing me about it. Did you think I wouldn't catch on? Do you take me for a little fool like Li Sili?"
"What are you saying? When did Li Sili become a little fool?" Sun Dasheng chided, not allowing her to speak of her friend that way.
Seeing the look on his face, she immediately apologized. "I'm sorry, I misspoke in the heat of the moment. Si Li is my best friend; how could I say something like that about her? Without her, I never would have had the chance to meet you, Uncle. I couldn't be more grateful to her, so how could I badmouth her? It's just... Si Han and I have never been able to figure out what you're planning to do about her."
He didn't take the bait, instead pouncing on her again and biting her fiercely.
"Alright, alright, I surrender! You win," Yun Yuqing said, reaching out to grab the waistband of his pants.
I don't have much time left. The two of them showering inside will be done soon. I need to get this done now.
"Whoa, what do you think you're doing?" Sun Dasheng caught her hand, stopping her.
Yun Yuqing pleaded, "Uncle, hurry up. Si Han and Si Li are going to be out of the shower soon."
"Hurry up with what?" Sun Dasheng didn't let her off the hook, continuing to tease her.
Yun Yuqing's face turned crimson. How can he ask me to say something like that out loud? It's too embarrassing!
"Let go!" Yun Yuqing said, using both of her hands to pry his off.
"I'm not letting go until you tell me what you want to do," Sun Dasheng insisted.
Left with no other choice, Yun Yuqing whispered a few words into his ear. After saying it, I feel so much lighter. That big jerk, he really knows how to tease someone.
"What was that? I didn't hear you."
Yun Yuqing gritted her teeth, wishing she could pounce on him and bite that wicked thing right off.
"To do... what we both like to do."
Though still coy, Sun Dasheng knew she'd reached her limit. Teasing her any more would backfire, turning flirtation into provocation.
"Alright, no more teasing. Come here," Sun Dasheng said, taking off his clothes and lying back with a look that said, 'I'm all yours.'
Yun Yuqing didn't stand on ceremony, lifting her nightgown.
...
"Is it getting a little hot? Is the air conditioning not on?" Yun Yuqing asked. So this is how exhausting it is to be the one taking the lead. This is the first time I've ever experienced it, all because the man on the sofa has been lying there motionless the whole time.
"I don't think so," Sun Dasheng said, stretching out his hand to feel the air. "The smart home system was already on when I rushed in. The temperature isn't high, and I can feel a cool breeze. The AC is definitely on."
"Really...? But... I'm so hot!"
Sun Dasheng looked up and saw that the forehead of the woman working so diligently above him was covered in sweat; she was clearly exhausted.
"Can you go on? If not, let me take over."
She immediately accepted his offer. She wasn't a particularly competitive woman; she had just been feeling unusually proactive today.
She collapsed weakly onto his chest and said breathlessly, "Then I'll have to trouble you, Uncle."
"Hold on tight!" As soon as he spoke, she felt herself being lifted into the air. Startled, she immediately clung to him, terrified of falling.
"How about we move this to the bathroom?"
"No!" Yun Yuqing gripped his arm firmly.
"Fine. I was just trying to spice things up for you. Weren't you jealous of Si Han earlier? This is your chance for revenge. Doing it with only a door separating you from her... it would be a huge thrill, don't you think?"
To be honest, the suggestion was tempting. Still, she didn't dare take that step, insisting, "No! Don't! Right here is fine."
Then, after listening for any sounds from the bathroom, she added, "You'd better hurry. I think they're almost done."
"Fine. How boring."
...
「More than ten minutes later.」
The bathroom door opened, and Fang Sihan walked out, toweling her wet hair.
She glanced around the living room, but it was empty. "Where's Uncle?" she wondered aloud. "Did he go to bed this early?"
She headed toward her room, muttering, "Oh well. I'll just go dry my hair first."
Hiding around the corner by the entryway, Yun Yuqing kept her hand clamped tightly over her mouth. Only after Fang Sihan disappeared from view did she finally pat her chest in lingering fear. "You scared me to death! It's all your fault for dawdling. She almost saw us."
Sun Dasheng replied helplessly, "Am I to blame for having too much stamina?"
"And who was the one screaming 'yes' just now?"
At his words, Yun Yuqing's cheeks instantly flushed. "You're impossible! I can't believe you'd say that out loud."
"What's wrong? Is it something shameful?
"Wasn't hearing you scream 'yes' just a form of encouragement for my exceptional prowess?"
Sun Dasheng was full of twisted logic.
Yun Yuqing was helpless against him.
"Are you finished? I need to get back to my room."
"Almost. Just wait a bit longer."
"Lower your waist a little. Arch your back more. Yes, just like that. Hold still."
「Ten minutes later.」
As Yun Yuqing walked toward her room with unsteady steps, Fang Sihan's door suddenly opened, and they came face-to-face.
"Yu Qing, what happened?" she asked.
Her gaze shifted to the living room, where she saw Uncle sitting on the sofa, absorbed in a game on his phone.
Understanding dawned on her in an instant. She lowered her voice and asked, "I didn't see either of you in the living room when I got out of the shower. Where did you two run off to 'play'?"
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