Chapter 31: Laozi Only Slept To Death
Note: not literal death. A more accurate but weirder translation would be ‘slept until he’s rotten/broken’ or ‘slept for an awful amount’.
The rainstorm that continued for several days had finally ended. The sky was clear and thoroughly clean without a trace of dust. The rising morning sun gave the mountain forest a dense warmth. The leaves and branches on the forest plants—that were cleansed thoroughly—had already mostly dried. The birds nesting in a small place for several days also became lively, bustling with chirps and tweets.
Shu Jintian was awakened by the noisy bird cries. His slumber had gone on for too long and it made him a little dazed, as his eyes sleepily opened a narrow slit.
What appeared before his eyes was the cave he had once lived in. It was the same viewpoint as the first time he woke up here, distracting him for an instant. But in the next second, his memories of being ruined and abused returned in succession. Shu Jintian furrowed his brows in revulsion.
That’s right, big snake! The big snake came and saved him. Shu Jintian became stirred up and wanted to get up.
Shu Jintian barely shifted his body when he immediately felt as if his waist was about to snap. With something coming to mind, Shu Jintian’s eyes immediately widened as he hastily looked at his own body.
The dark green snake body twisted coils after coils around his body. His waist and belly area coiled especially closely. A section of the snake body passed between his legs and separated them; the snake tail was wound around one of his legs, the slender and long tail twisting rounds all the way to his ankle.
Shu Jintian moved his leg that wasn’t wrapped, and immediately felt an aching limpness attack the muscles of his inner thighs; his rear entrance was also unbearably swollen and pained as if there was still something stuffed inside. His stomach was bulging and incredibly swollen, the fullness achingly painful when he moved as if he had diarrhoea again.
Shu Hanyu woke up the instant Shu Jintian moved and saw him blankly stare at the place they were intertwined, he was in a very good mood.
Shu Hanyu raised his head and approached the side of the female’s head, extending his forked tongue to lick his face.
“Ah! You- you’re still not letting me go.” Shu Jintian’s face turned deathly pale, the peculiar feeling in his back entrance extremely obvious. He couldn’t help contracting, and the swollen pain immediately spread from his back entrance all the way to his insides; even his stomach ached a little.
Shu Hanyu obediently loosened his body, his snake tail releasing Shu Jintian’s body loop by loop. However, the middle of his snake body was still closely pasted between Shu Jintian’s legs. Following his movements, he dragged Shu Jintian’s hole, and Shu Jintian instantly groaned in distress.
Shu Jintian couldn’t wait for Shu Hanyu’s dawdling movements and simply retreated backwards himself.
“Ah! …Why does it seem stuck? Nn~” The thing inside didn’t seem to be straight, but was instead spherical. Moreover, it even had barbs and was completely pressed inside. He felt pained when he pulled, and he simply couldn’t get it out.
Shu Jintian lost his breath from the pain and immediately stopped touching and no longer dared to move about.
Shu Hanyu felt amused in his heart, his snake tail brushing Shu Jintian’s lower part in appeasement.
Tiantian really was cute, actually wanting to take out his thing. It had to be known that the Spiritual Snake beasts’ reproductive organs all had barbs precisely to lock up the female and stop them from escaping. Even though his female wouldn’t be able to escape even without this function.
Shu Hanyu’s tail brushing him made Shu Jintian very ticklish. The tickling made him tighten his chrysanthemum and tightly squeeze the thing inside. His aching belly also exerted strength and his stomach immediately hurt even more. Shu Jintian’s midsection of his body lost strength because of this and immediately turned his body limp.
“Wu~ Are you going to take it out or not?! My stomach really hurts~” Shu Jintian’s face had turned cold and his tone wasn’t very nice.
Shu Hanyu glided up to the female’s chest, licked his neck, then turned into his human form.
When Shu Hanyu changed from his snake form to his human form, due to the rapid transformation of his bones and muscles, it produced a sound with an overly high frequency which was piercing to hear. This was the first time Shu Jintian had seen Shu Hanyu transform at such close distance and he couldn’t adapt to it, giving him an urge to cover his ears.
He could clearly feel the snake body’s transformation. Shu Hanyu’s skin rubbed against his body, the slightly coarse and somewhat ice-cold snake scales gradually turning into skin that was as cold as white jade from coagulated resin. Following after that, the thing in his body also transformed immediately and swiftly reduced a width but was pushing against an even deeper part in his body, poking at a certain place in his gut.
“Tiantian! Is your inside very full?” As Shu Hanyu spoke, he easily took out the member buried in the female’s body.
Shu Jintian was astonished that Shu Hanyu knew he was about to have diarrhoea when Shu Jintian took out the thing in him. For a time, his back entrance that had been stuffed for too long couldn’t even close up and was still wide open, no smaller than when he was stuffed. As such, the fluids inside also began to gush out after Shu Hanyu pulled out, letting out a popping sound.
The sudden sound, and the intense feeling of incontinence, instantly made Shu Jintian blush and promptly tighten his rear entrance. However, it was long before Shu Jintian couldn’t sustain it and relaxed his hole. The warm fluids inside gurgled and flowed out, wetting his butt.
Shu Jintian was first completely stunned, not daring to believe that he was unexpectedly incontinent. He propped up his upper body with great difficulty to look. To his surprise, it was completely white fluids and none of the dirtiness he imagined.
So it was this fellow’s thing!!!!! There’s actually so much! How could there be so much? I even thought my diarrhoea hadn’t recovered ne!
“Wu! Hurry up and help me go out~~” Shu Jintian tightened his chrysanthemum again, desperately enduring the desire to release. Even though it wasn’t his waste, Shu Jintian still had a feeling of incontinence so he couldn’t bring himself to release like this. Also, dirtying the cavern wasn’t good.
Shu Hanyu could see the female’s embarrassment and carried him up bridal-style. A large hand considerately covered the female’s rear, his palm tightly blocking the completely blossomed chrysanthemum.
The inflamed and sensitive area couldn’t stand any provocation; the moment Shu Hanyu’s smooth and cool hand covered Shu Jintian, he couldn’t help shivering.
Shu Jintian endured it, not making a sound.
Once bitten, twice shy. Shu Hanyu carried the female to the edge of the mountainside. When Shu Jintian saw the steep slope, his heart became uneasy and he huddled closer into Shu Hanyu’s embrace.
It was when Shu Jintian was doing this tiny movement when Shu Hanyu had changed his posture. Both his arms were hooked under his knees, carrying him in the position of supporting a child while they peed.
In the wake of Shu Hanyu moving his hand away, Shu Jintian’s chrysanthemum that was wide open did not wait for its owner’s orders and completely blossomed and parted.
There were only splattering sounds as a part of Shu Jintian’s lower body gurgled and out flowed a river, quickly wetting a patch of soil.
Shu Jintian then came back to himself from being stupefied. His mind blanked out and he simply wanted to directly roll down from here.
Shu Jintian tried to contract his rear entrance, but the chrysanthemum that had been held apart unexpectedly couldn’t close up. His contraction wasn’t very useful and only lessened the flow, turning a torrential waterfall into a streamlet dripping on the floor and letting out ‘ding’ sounds.
Shu Hanyu’s hands monopolising the female’s legs reached over to his butt, patting his buttcheeks.
“Don’t be scared, just let it out if you don’t feel well. It won’t affect anything.” Shu Hanyu’s voice was filled with joy. His blood red beastly irises didn’t appear frightening, so gentle and soft it contrarily had a bewitching charm.
“How… could this be?” Shu Jintian was incredibly alarmed and spoke with trembling lips, “It can’t close anymore; could this recover? How long did you do it? For me to become like this?!”
As Shu Jintian spoke, he was about to cry, feeling as if he had been turned abnormal.
The hand placed under the female’s butt pulled a little forcefully, and the private part Shu Jintian had tried his best to tighten up opened wide again, the tumultuous stream gushing out.
“Not long, just a night and half a day. If it weren’t because you kept sleeping, we could do it a few more times. I haven’t even had enough~” Shu Jintian said, unconcerned, but his tone had a bit of grievance.
“What? You- You… No wonder there’s so much! And you’re actually unsatisfied! How long do you pythons have to do it to be satisfied, huh? Huh?”
Shu Hanyu thought about it, and spoke up, “Usually a day and a night, and once it was for two days. However, that day the female would become very weak and easily sick, so we restrained ourselves.” Not only were they weak, but the female who was done for two days continuously also didn’t live for long before they were on the point of death. They had received their predecessor’s lesson and no longer dared to wantonly plunder like this.
“Fuck me! You’re simply not human!” Shu Jintian only realised what he said after he spoke, and felt his insides tremble. He twisted his head to look at Shu Hanyu, but seeing that he unexpectedly didn’t appear unhappy, sighed in relief.
Since it was like this already, Shu Jintian no longer objected. It was still better if he finished as soon as possible and got away from here. If they continued like this, he didn’t dare to guarantee that he wouldn’t directly fall headfirst down this mountainside. However… why did the big snake previously say that there wouldn’t be an effect?
However, the intolerable feeling of defecation in his abdomen made even speaking particularly strenuous, and he was disinclined to ask such insignificant questions.
He continued until his belly was emptied out, and Shu Jintian finally let out a sigh. At this time, his stomach also followed along and rumbled, and he realised he was hungry.
Shu Hanyu heard it with his sharp ears and smiled as he kissed the side of the female’s face, gently saying, “Tiantian is exhausted to death and must be hungry ba. I’ll go find something for you to eat.”
“You’re exhausted to death, laozi only slept to death! Ah, no, it’s slept to exhaustion.”
Shu Jintian had a cold face and spoke unhappily.
“En, that’s right. Yesterday you kept sleeping and I couldn’t wake you up no matter how hard I shook. It’s better if you eat something first ba!” Shu Hanyu spoke with a bit of reproach, but his mood was still cheerful.
“Hmph!” Shu Jintian turned his head, replying vaguely.
“Then let’s go ba!” Shu Hanyu held Shu Jintian and changed to another posture, switching back to princess carrying him.
“I’m not going!” Shu Jintian replied unthinkingly. After saying that, he suddenly realised he had said the wrong words and rushed to clarify, “I don’t feel well and want to rest.”
Shu Hanyu paused, looking at him hesitantly. Then he suddenly thought of something and replied, “That’s fine too. You must have been tired to death yesterday, then just stay at home to rest ba
.”So easy? Shu Jintian was a little suspicious. Could it be that his treatment had upgraded again because he had slept with him?
Shu Hanyu placed the female on the grass pile and covered him with the comforter, then walked out of the cavern without even a word of goodbye.
Hmph! Shu Jintian snorted while wrapped in the comforter, very sullen. So it turned out that the big snake had taken and raised him to be a bandit leader’s wife. No wonder he would sometimes be good or bad to him. It was his own fault for not realising earlier, missing the chance to resolve this.
Shu Hanyu didn’t leave for long when he returned again, bringing back a slender, green vine.
When Shu Jintian heard the sounds, he raised his head in confusion to see Shu Hanyu smiling gently. As he walked over, he tied a loop with the slender vine in his hand.
Shu Jintian was startled and intuitively realised things weren’t going well. He vigilantly asked, “Why did you come back? What are you holding the vine for?”
Having the experience of being tied down once, Shu Jintian mentally associated it with a rope when he saw this sort of vine and instantly raised his guard.
But he simply couldn’t believe that the big snake would be like this to him. It was probably for another use ba!
“Tiantian is not obedient, tying you down means you won’t run around.” Shu Hanyu still had a warm smile, and simply didn’t care about whether his female wanted to escape or not. He simply had to tether him.
“Y-you can’t!” Shu Jintian backed away while sitting, his body immediately began aching and forced him to stop moving.
Shu Hanyu ignored the female’s opposition and approached the female in large strides. As he weakly struggled, he easily restrained him and placed the vine loop over and onto his neck, adjusting it to tighten. He then tied the other end at a protruding rock slightly high above the cavern where the female couldn’t reach.
“Tiantian be good ah, I’ll be back very soon.” Shu Hanyu kissed the female’s rosy lips and went out to hunt in a good mood.
“Hey! Let me go ah!” Shu Jintian forcefully yanked at the slender vine. However, this slender vine seemed to be even sturdier than the other coarser one, pliable but strong like a cow’s tendon.
“Shu Hanyu, don’t go, let me go! Let me go…”
The outside of the cavern no longer had Shu Hanyu’s figure but Shu Jintian was still shouting at the top of his voice, so angry his whole body was shaking. Laozi had already let him top, yet he still tied me up like this; he’s simply too much!!!
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