Chapter 43 - Scared to pee
Liu Wei feels that Xiao Xiao’s pattern is good.
However, if a big anchor like him collapses without a pattern, it may be difficult to survive in a betta outdoor environment.
The Wuling God Car stopped.
Liu Wei turned on the headlights and got out of the car. He glanced out as if it were a lake.
After Xiao Xiao extinguished the engine, he got off the bus and said, “This is an 800-acre lake area, where the fish exploded. We often come here to fish during the day, but rarely at night. There are too many deaf people around.
Not long ago, the hound at home was bitten. I thought I was going to gg, but I broke my leg and was still alive. “
Liu Wei said: “Tonight, you can follow me with complete confidence!”
Xiao Xiao took two pairs of water boots out of the car with a smile, and replaced them with another pair. The other pair was handed to Liu Wei: “Change your shoes! You can’t see clearly in the grass at night, just in case!”
Liu Wei shook his head, “No, if there is a snake, I must escape my eyes!”
At this time, Liu Wei’s snake perception skills have responded. As Xiao Xiao said, there are indeed a lot of short-tailed vipers around the lake area. Standing on the spot can also feel that no less than 10 short-tailed vipers are moving on the edge of the lake area.
Xiao Xiao put the water boots back awkwardly. If he hadn’t watched Liu Wei’s live broadcast, he would definitely think he was bragging.
Liu Wei doesn’t wear it. He can’t force him to wear it. Besides, people are professional, but he has to wear it himself.
“Brothers, let’s go!” Liu Wei said to the live broadcast room.
There are now more than 4,000 VIPs in the live broadcast room, and the Xiao Xiao family’s brothers have come a lot.
“Arebatti, enough times!”
This season, the growth of weeds on the edge of the Lake District is gratifying, and some are higher than people.
Not only that, on the edge of the water, there are many scary mosquitoes at night.
A large group of mosquitoes buzzed around the headlights and mobile phone lights.
“This mosquito is too scary!”
“I have intensive phobia, Awei, hurry away the mosquitoes!”
Liu Wei explained helplessly: “Brothers, I really can’t get mosquitoes, especially beside the big waters.
The life of a mosquito is closely related to water. Mosquitoes are born in water, and eggs are laid in the water. After the eggs turn into larvae, they live in the water. The larvae turn into pupae, float on the water, and rupture and become mosquitoes.
So on the low-lying water, there are mosquitoes laying eggs and mosquitoes that have just hatched, and it looks very lively.
Fortunately, although they are irritable, they seem to have no desire to bite me!”
The situation of Xiao Xiao walking in the front was a little different. He patted his arms frantically and turned back: “His mother, Awei, are you okay? Laozi is almost swollen by mosquitoes!”
Liu Wei asked curiously: “You often go out to play wild at night, haven’t you thought of any way to control the mosquitoes?”
Xiao Xiao looked helpless, “I tried all kinds of black technology, I didn’t use any eggs. The mosquitoes outside are different from those at home. It seems to be immune, and the pesticides will not kill!”
“Snapped!”
As he was talking, he slapped it on his arm again, and Xiao Xiao said to the camera, “I see it, this mosquito is bleeding.”
“Lying trough!”
“Isn’t this the mosquito that took the aphrodisiac?”
“It’s so hard outdoors!”
Liu Wei: “Outdoor anchors are indeed difficult. They are exposed to the sun during the day and bitten by mosquitoes at night. Brothers will be more tolerant in the future!”
Liu Wei was also appeasing the emotions of the audience in the live broadcast room.
“I **** DJ!”
Xiao Xiao suddenly shouted.
“what’s the situation?”
“Hey, Son Xiao is good at acting again!”
“Awei, forgive me, ignore him!”
Liu Wei raised his eyebrows, not as the water friends said, but the short-tailed viper appeared, crawling away from Xiao Xiao’s feet, crawling slowly, as if not afraid of someone by his side.
Reverse the lens.
First aim at Xiao Xiao, who is standing still, and then move the lens down to focus on the short-tailed viper, which crawls slowly.
The short-tailed stag beetle has a dark brown head, a light brown on the back of the body, and two rows of dark brown near-circular large spots on the front and back. They are staggered with each other, and the center of the round spots is slightly pale.
The body is short and thick.
Liu Wei said: “Brothers, we have found our goal!”
At this moment, Xiao Xiao panicked, “I just seemed to have been bitten by it!”
Liu Wei mentioned the spirit, “Really?”
“Not very clear!” Xiao Xiao said uncertainly.
“You return first, it will not attack you again!”
Xiao Xiao believed the expert’s words and took two steps back. Liu Wei squatted down and carefully observed around Xiao Xiao’s calf.
“It’s your water boots that bite, I’m fine, even if the person is bitten, I am here to help you deal with it in time, there is no big problem. Although the short-tailed viper is a highly venomous snake, the toxicity is not immediately enough to make people Fatal degree!” Liu Wei found a pale white bite mark on the water boot on Xiao Xiao’s right foot.
The audience in the live broadcast room can also clearly see the bite marks, the traces are longer, it should be the time when the attack, the short-tailed viper’s teeth did not pierce the water boots, and the teeth slipped along with Xiao Xiao’s footsteps.
Liu Wei: “This short-tailed arboreal tooth should have been injured. The pain of the fangs caused pain in the nerves of the whole body, so it crawled slowly.
The short-tailed viper belongs to the family Viperidae. What are the most notable characteristics of the viperidae? Bros!”
“Tube-like viper!”
Liu Wei smiled comfortably, “Yes, the short-tailed viper is also a pipe-tooth viper. Its fangs are as long and sharp as the sharp-nosed viper, and it only comes out of the mouth when it attacks.
Unfortunately, the quality of the water boots produced in China is too good. It exhausted all its strength to hurt its fangs and failed to bite through!”
Xiao Xiao listened in a daze.
Is it good for feelings to bite through?
He was about to bite through, he had to amputate his limbs for fear of immortality.
The brothers in the live broadcast room looked at Xiao Xiao’s expression and smiled.
“Hahahaha!”
“Look at his counseling!”
“The actor is upper body!”
Xiao Xiao defended: “Brothers, I’m not really a showman. A snake suddenly came out and took a bite. Are you afraid?”
“Not afraid~”
“Fear of a toothbrush!”
Water friends always like to sing with the anchor!
“You guys are good, let’s go! It’s my counsel, I’m scared!” Xiao Xiao shook his head helplessly, “You guys are eager to bite me, hey, tired!”
Liu Wei saw the humorous way of getting along with water friends from an old anchor. On the surface, Xiao Xiao was very angry. In fact, water friends knew that he was playing with them for the effect of the show.
Xiao Xiao turned back and asked Liu Wei: “Awei, that snake hasn’t gone far! I’ll find it, you’ll catch it!”
Liu Wei shook his head and said, “Let it go!”
“Why?” Xiao Xiao was really worried this time. He didn’t see interest and desire on Liu Wei’s face, meaning that snake, he was not satisfied.
Dissatisfaction means continuing to search.
What if there is another spit out of him?
What should I do if I just bite into the crotch and other important parts?
There are 10,000 questions in Xiao Xiao’s mind. The show with Liu Wei is really exciting, but he is worried about his life.
Liu Wei replied to him: “The fang of the short-tailed stag beetle has been injured, and its accessory teeth will take some time to grow to replace the main tooth. It doesn’t make much sense, let it go!”
Xiao Xiao was silly.