Be an elf trainer in a parallel world

It's okay for her to be curious about the quasi-god, observe and touch her, she understands, after all, she coughs

After all, Master Yukira agreed, but this matter must be done within a certain limit. They are still competing, and the little magnets on their heads have already started filming. These should be spread through the camera, in front of the camera. , at least be more reserved.

It's okay that it wasn't broadcast, but if it was, it would be a bit embarrassing. Even if you are a quasi-god, you don't have to be so inexperienced. Even Zhou Jiang would be indifferent if you didn't watch it.

Lu Ran didn't know that their current situation had really been broadcast by the little magnet above their heads.

twenty minutes ago

Piazza.

At this time, a large number of tourists have gathered in the square. They are all ordinary people. Naturally, they come here to watch the live broadcast on the big screen in front.

Due to regulations, except for reporters who have already reported, no one else can use their mobile phones to take pictures, so everyone watched quietly.

In front of the big screen stood a male host in a formal suit, who was regarded as the commentator.

"Hello, good afternoon everyone, I am the host Fire Elf, you can call me Ah Huo~ It's time for the exciting Gufu Paradise event again. Today, our Gufu Paradise is holding an Elf Melee event. I guess Some old friends may ask,

Oops, wasn't it held last time? Why is it still this event?

Okay, Ah Huo doesn’t want to show off anymore. After all, he is afraid of being beaten to death by the grandpas in the audience. So, now Ah Huo will tell you about this event. Although it is also called Elf Melee, it is different from previous events~ "

"What's the difference? Haha. It seems that some of the grandpas in the audience are already impatient. Okay, okay, Ah Huo won't be too long-winded. Let's just introduce this event. After all, if this continues, even the handsome Ah Huo You might get beaten too~"

"We are very sincere in this event. Not only is the venue used for the event in a forest park that was only open to the annual insect catching competition in the past, but the format adopted for this competition is not simple either.

In the past, the number of people in the elf melee was stipulated, and then they were placed on the ring for the melee. But now this event has no venue restrictions.

Yes, you heard it right, and Ah Huo said it right. For this event, we opened more than two hundred hectares of forest park, so it can be said that the entire forest park is a competition venue."

"How will the trainers find each other when the time comes? Haha, this is a good question. Let Ah Huo tell you. The little Magnemite photographer we equipped also has a small locator and a small speaker. When the time comes, we will Several groups of players will be randomly selected and the location of the trainer closest to them will be notified to them, so there is no need to worry about not being able to find it.”

"Okay, okay, I know you all still have many questions. Although Ah Huo also wants to continue talking to you, but the situation does not allow it, I will tell you secretly that Ah Huo's boss, the water elf, was cruel to Ah Huo just now.嘤嘤嘤~”

"Hey~ don't do it, don't do it, Ah Huo is wrong, ahem, what's that? Everyone, please look at the big screen, let's take a look at the wonderful performance of each player."

Under the persuasion of an impatient man, the host Ah Huo ended his long speech and asked the backstage staff to start the live broadcast on the big screen.

"Let's see first, which lucky little guy will be the first to get our assistance prompt." A Huo turned around and looked at the big screen and said.

"Ah, by the way." Ah Huo suddenly remembered something and turned around slightly to look at the audience, "Let me tell you quietly, actually, this prompt was given by Ah Huo on purpose~ I originally wanted a It’s a reminder how young you can open it, but for the sake of the audience, Ah Huo is taking the risk of being killed~ If such a handsome Ah Huo is killed by that manly Ah Shui, everyone can’t bear it, right? It’s not available here, right? The camera and my headset are also turned off, so the man-in-law won’t know, so please keep Ah Huo’s secret~ Oh, yes, yes, and also, the voting for this month’s best employee.”

Suddenly, Ah Huo heard a dry cough from an acquaintance in the audience, and then his facial muscles twisted crazily. He was weird and said in surprise: "Hey, Uncle Lin, what's wrong with you? Your face is cramped~ I know, Uncle Lin Could it be that you were raped by Aunt Lin~ Hehehehe~"

As he said that, Ah Huo showed a lewd smile that everyone knew.

It went smoothly, and the audience burst into laughter, and they didn’t know who they were laughing at.

""

The middle-aged man in the audience, known as Uncle Lin, twitched his lips and shook his head helplessly. If you do evil by God, you can still live; if you do evil by yourself, you can't live.

Just when Ah Huo was about to say something, suddenly, a hand was placed on his shoulder. In an instant, he was stuck on the spot, dripping with cold sweat.

A cold voice came from behind him, "Oh~ The man-in-law changed the rules for the best employee's vote without authorization."

Although there was no anger in his voice, Ah Huo was still scared to death. The lack of anger didn't mean anything. It could even be said that this was the scariest thing. This tone was devoid of any emotion.

""

Ah Huo stayed in place, his whole body so stiff that he could act like a sculpture. The old audience members in the audience raised their lips and looked at Ah Huo on the stage with pity. They knew that Ah Huo would not be able to get out of bed for a week. .

Although some new viewers understood the situation, they did not understand the relationship between the two people. Some familiar and lively people directly started to hook up with the person next to them who looked like an old man.

The old people naturally know everything about newcomers' inquiries. It feels inexplicably refreshing to say it under such circumstances.

Although there are not many people asking, it is not just the person who can hear the question. As long as your ears are sharp, it will naturally be no problem to hear clearly.

"Let me tell you, Ah Huo, this kid, really doesn't know how to be blessed despite being blessed. Look at Ah Shui, isn't he beautiful? Is the name Ah Shui a title? Of course it is a title. What's the original name? Of course. "Bah, now is the time to tell her what her name is? I asked you, do you want to listen? If you don't listen, I'm going to leave."

After receiving the young man's apology and compliments, the old man lost his temper, stroked his beard and continued talking with a smile, "By the way, where did you go?"

Oh oh oh, look at Ah Shui’s beauty, right?

Hey, stop drooling. That girl is the fiancée of that boy Ah Huo. You have no chance.

Bah, you are not a hoe, old man, I don’t know you, but you really love me. Bah, you are just greedy for her body. You are despicable.

Why am I not jealous of my eunuch? Who said that my father is too old? I think I was the same at the beginning, you bastard, don’t interrupt, what nonsense, what are you thinking about, you young people, you are so young. Learn well and think specifically about these things. Don't interrupt, uncle, I'm going to continue talking.

By the way, that girl Ah Shui is still the fiancée of that brat Ah Huo. Hey, it’s really like a flower strung on cow dung. I don’t know how much shit that kid ate in his previous life, but he can actually have this Such a beautiful girl as my fiancée. If my stupid son had such a beautiful girl, then I would

Ahem, bastard, why are you looking at me like that? I'm a serious person, don't interrupt me.

I have such a beautiful girl as my fiancée, but Ah Huo is still not satisfied. He is so damn wasteful. If you don’t want it, give it to my old man’s grandson, my poor grandson. Until now.” As he said this, the old man burst into tears. vertically and horizontally.

""

The melon-eaters who gathered around the old man to listen to the story looked at each other in bewilderment. So, what on earth did the old man say?

After not saying anything for such a long time, they were also drunk. A group of young people looked at the old man who kept sighing with emotion, shook their heads and left. They were going to listen to other seniors. They keep driving. The key is driving without a license. They keep flipping over. It’s just like a children’s toy car. It should be called a disabled car for the elderly, otherwise they can stay for a while longer.

After the young people left, the old man slowly stood up straight, stretched out his hand to wipe the remaining tears on his face, and shook his head helplessly.

"Senior, you are so awesome"

There was a helpless sigh from beside the old man. The sound was very soft and dissipated in the air after reaching the old man's ears.

The old man shrugged slightly and said softly to the empty crowd: "Yours is also big~"

The old people who often come here talk very quickly. They tell stories. After the brief introduction, the "drama" on the stage continues. Anyway, they are not the ones who are uncomfortable, so the new and old audiences eat with relish. The melon started.

Not to mention, this melon is really sweet, at least it is much more interesting than Ah Huo's slightly funny performance on stage before.

Since Ah Huo was facing the audience below, he didn't see the woman in uniform like him coming up from the steps.

But he didn't see it, but the audience did. The old viewers also knew who this woman was, so Uncle Lin reminded him before, but the boy jumped over and fell directly.

"Why, there's nothing more to say." Ah Shui smiled coldly.

Ah Huo turned around tremblingly, with a sad expression on his face, "I was wrong."

"hehe"

"Well" a staff member came over with some embarrassment, "Miss Ah Shui, look, there are still activities being held. How about you bear with it for now and teach this kid a lesson after it's over?"

"Yes, yes, please bear with me for a while, I still have to host the event." Ah Huo nodded desperately as if he had grasped a life-saving straw.

"Don't, Ah Shui, teach this kid Ah Huo a lesson. This kid just needs to be dealt with. He even dares to make fun of me, uncle. If you don't take care of it, sooner or later, your tail will rise to the sky. Trust me, listen to me. Yes, that's right." As soon as A Huo finished speaking, Uncle Lin in the audience shouted. After shouting, he raised his eyebrows at A Huo who turned to look with a grimace.

Ah Huo now wants to die.

He also knew that Uncle Lin was reminding him that Ah Shui was coming over, but he didn't react and went to "tease" Uncle Lin instead of saying anything. Now it's better. The brother who used to be a thorn in the side now directly He became the "enemy" who stabbed his brother twice, and Uncle Lin was even more ruthless. After stabbing him, he even sprinkled salt on his wounds.

He just wants to cry loudly now

Ah Shui glanced at Uncle Lin, and then looked at Ah Huo, "I'm still working now, I'll spare you for now, and when I get back, hum~ Also, you are not allowed to go anywhere after the event, go directly to the office to find me , if you hum ~"

After Ah Shui said the harsh words, he turned around and prepared to leave.

Seeing that Ah Shui was not going to pursue the case now, Ah Huo and the staff nearby breathed a sigh of relief.

Suddenly, Ah Huo's whole body became tense again. The reason was that Ah Shui, who turned to leave, left and came back again.

"You, you, what are you going to do? Didn't you tell me?"

Before Ah Huo finished speaking, Ah Shui glared at her, then raised his hand, and a small bag flew over.

Ah Huo subconsciously caught it, lowered his head and opened his palms to see that it was a pack of throat lozenges.

When he raised his head, Ah Shui had already turned around and left, leaving only a beautiful back.

"Haha, Ah Huo, what good thing did Ah Shui give you? Give it to my brother, Kangkang. Look, I helped you out just now. Do you think you should do it?" After seeing Ah Shui leave, he came up to Ah Shui before. The fire rescue staff came over and whispered.

Ah Huo avoided it with a look of disgust, "Don't even think about it. You still owe me three favors. Even if it's offset once this time, there are still two more. Go on while you're at it. Don't disturb Ah Huo. The young master is presiding over it. Because of your delay, the game has already started a while ago."

"Cut~"

The staff member who was pushed down the steps curled his lips, gave him a middle finger, and then went to his studio.

Therefore, when a young couple quarrels, it is the most troublesome. If you help them, there is no benefit. If you help the wrong ones, then the game is over.

"Okay, okay, the farce is over. Everyone, please focus your attention on Ah Huo's handsome face. Of course, if you are obsessed with Ah Huo, you can also introduce your daughter to me. Oh, Ah Huo~ Ah Huo is a good man apart from his reputation. Find someone like Ah Huo."

"Come on, Ah Huo, please stop being so nagging. If you keep talking like this, be careful that Ah Shui comes back to settle the score with you. You escaped this time, and you think it will be over if Ah Shui catches you again next time." shouted an old customer downstairs.

"That's right, Ah Huo, you look so shabby and still want us to introduce our daughter, you are probably thinking about peach."

"Ah Huo, you guy, stop being lazy and start playing now. The activities have been going on for a while."

"Little thief Huo, you pooped~"

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