At the start, I tricked the school beauty, and ended up with twins?

Zhuang Yan was supporting Yu Shutong as they returned.

However, Yu Shutong looked exceedingly drained, his face pale, cheekbones hollowed, eyes lifeless, limbs weak and limp.

He looked exactly like a man who had been sucked dry of his vitality by a succubus for three whole days.

On the contrary, Zhuang Yan was glowing, with eyes shimmering like spring waters.

"See that? That's what being drained looks like," Laoer quipped.

Gu Yu quickly went over to support Yu Shutong.

The latter's legs were shaky, barely touching each other.

"It's gone, Yan, I really don't have a single drop left..."

Yu Shutong mumbled, mouth agape.

"Help me hold up Shutong."

Upon hearing this, Zhuang Yan quickly let go of her boyfriend and walked away with a flush on her face.

"Laoer, what happened to you? You're overdoing it, aren't you?" Boss Pu hurried to prop up Yu Laoer's other arm and helped him sit down on the couch.

Then he poured Laoer a glass of soy milk.

Yu Shutong looked around in a daze: "Am I... back?"

Seeing the familiar murals, the coffee table, the sofa, and his brothers, a gleam slowly appeared in Yu Shutong's eyes.

Spotting the soy milk on the table, he grabbed it and gulped it down in one go, then clutched the hands of Gu Yu and Pu Tongren with a terrified expression, saying, "Boss, Laosi, women are truly terrifying!"

"I used to think I was quite lecherous, but now I realize that when girls get lecherous, they're on a whole different level from us!"

Yu Shutong shook their arms vigorously.

Without guessing, it was apparent he had spent the past three days in delirious bliss, utterly intoxicated.

To have pushed Laoer to this state... Zhuang Yan was really something!

Gu Yu exchanged a look with Boss Pu; they had previously thought Yu Shutong's girlfriend was frigid!

After all, she had been dating Yu Shutong for two years, and they in Room 502 had only seen Zhuang Yan a couple of times!

Yu Shutong's life as someone who is engaged in a relationship was just like a single person; both were the kind of King of Competition burrowing into their studies and careers.

In fiction and anime, isn't this kind of character typically frigid?

Hearing Yu Shutong speak today was truly unexpected.

"..."

Just as Gu Yu was amazed by the unexpected nature of Laoer's girlfriend, he suddenly heard footsteps behind him.

Lin Xinyue entered the room with flushed ears and quietly closed the door behind her.

It seemed that she had overheard their entire conversation!

"I wonder what Xinyue is really feeling inside..." Gu Yu thought subconsciously.

But then he saw Laoer's condition and couldn't help shivering; he preferred Xinyue to be more of a gentle lady on the inside.

He definitely did not want to be drained dry like a zombie!

"Speaking of which, Laoer, didn't you and Zhuang Yan have a big fight the other night about breaking up? How did it suddenly turn...turn, well, rather sudden!"

Boss Pu's soul of gossip was ignited.

Just that night, the relationship between Yu Laoer and Zhuang Yan seemed to have hit rock bottom. Logically, even if they didn't break up, they should have been in a cold war for a while.

But instead, the cold war quickly turned into...

"Uh, well, it's a long story..." Hearing Boss Pu bring up this topic, Yu Shutong's pale face reddened even more.

"I'll go pour you some soy milk!" Gu Yu, now interested as well, quickly stood up to pour more soy milk for Laoer.

...

"I said I really didn't cheat, and Yan just wouldn't believe me. Then I remembered what Lin said, first admit your fault, and then have a good talk with Yan."

"And guess what? That trick actually worked! I kept admitting my fault to Yan, and since she still loves me, she gradually calmed down."

"By the end, when I reached for her hand, she didn't resist. But she asked me, crying, how she compared to those prostitutes, where she fell short..."

"So I quickly assured her that she was the best, that those prostitutes made me sick to my stomach, and there was no way I could sleep with them. Then we even reported a porn site together, and she finally started to believe me!"

"Later on, as we talked, she insisted that I prove I hadn't cheated... How could I prove it? Words alone weren't enough, so I tentatively said, 'If I had really cheated, I definitely wouldn't have any bullets left!'"

"Then she dragged me to a hotel to prove it, and while proving, it ... cough cough cough, I'll spare you the details!"

At this point, Yu Shutong coughed a few times to mask his embarrassment.

Now, whenever he thought of the passion of those three nights, he felt both nostalgic and scared.

For three days and nights, over seventy hours, I was lying in bed for at least sixty of them!

If Zhuang Yan hadn't had to return to school today to submit her research report, I might still be in that hotel, uncertain if I could even make it back healthy!

"Guys, the lure of lust is a double-edged sword!" Yu Shutong sighed deeply.

"..." Gu Yu and Boss Pu stared at each other, dumbfounded.

The plot twists and turns were just too fast and too unexpected!

Who would have thought it would end this way!

In a sense, Yu Shutong really turned his misfortune into a stroke of luck!

"Sigh, who would have thought, Laoer would be the first among the four of us to taste the flavor of a woman. Now I declare, Laoer has graduated to the ranks of manhood!"

Boss Pu expressed his feelings, full-faced.

He winked at Gu Yu and glanced in the direction of Gu Yu's room.

Gu Yu knew exactly what he meant but pretended not to see.

It's not that he didn't want to, it's that Xinyue wouldn't allow it!

"Sigh, I'm going to bed, I won't go to work today! Deduct it from my paycheck!"

Yu Shutong struggled to stand up, using his knees for support, then shuffled toward his room, step by step against the wall like an old man.

He didn't dare to take too big of a step, for fear of pulling something on his little brother!

Just as he reached the door, his phone in his pocket suddenly chimed, with a distinctive notification sound.

Hearing that sound, Yu Shutong shivered and shakily pulled out his phone.

The message preview showed a text from Zhuang Yan.

"Something came up in the group today, I won't come looking for you."

Seeing this message, he breathed a long sigh of relief.

Just as he was about to put the phone back, Zhuang Yan sent another message.

"My team has a three-day holiday, the day after tomorrow and the day following that. You have to take me out to play, okay?"

Zhuang Yan had a holiday! For three whole days!

Yu Shutong felt a pang down there, then his eyes rolled back, and everything went dark as he crumpled to the floor.

"Laoer! (Brother!)"

Gu Yu and Boss Pu rushed over immediately.

Just then, Qin Shan, who had just woken up, pushed the door open with a Rem body pillow in his arms, looked at the scene, quite bewildered.

When he saw Laoer's condition, he couldn't help but curse:

"Dammit! Did Laoer go sell blood or something?"