As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ???

Doujin Artist: Hahahahaha! That's some serious in-your-face NTR energy! Ruiko-chan just got cheated on.

Curly-haired Guy: Why not change your name to Saten Green-ko at this point?

Machete Girl: Pfft! Gintoki, that was actually clever!

Amegakure Village's Angel: A true master of naming.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: But seriously, why does Ruiko's sword end up with Young Master An?

This is an Actor: Group leader privilege. I get to pick one item for free every day from the stuff you recycle.

Doujin Artist: There's a perk like that?! I'm so jealous!

Curly-haired Guy: You can be jealous all you want, but you're never gonna be the group leader. You're destined to be a side character at best.

Doujin Artist: Even being someone's side chick is still better than you being single your whole life!

Curly-haired Guy: What did you just say? You think I'll be single forever? You want me to go out and get a dozen girlfriends just to prove you wrong?

Doujin Artist: If they're a dozen female gorillas, I might believe you.

Amegakure Village's Angel: You two are at it again...

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Thank goodness... the sword didn't disappear. Even if it ends up becoming Anran-san's sword, I'm okay with that. At least I don't feel as guilty anymore.

Soul Society's Bad Guy: Are you serious right now? You spent all that time building a bond with your Zanpakuto, and now you're just letting it become someone else's... doesn't that bother you?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Well... if it were someone else, maybe. But since it's Anran-san, I don't really feel that way. Besides, it was my own carelessness that caused this in the first place.

Amegakure Village's Angel: Oh? Ruiko-chan, when you say "someone else," does that include me too?

Doujin Artist: Of course it does! She literally said only Anran-san is an exception, didn't she?

Curly-haired Guy: Makes sense. Ruiko-chan's at that age, after all. I mean, what girl in this group doesn't like the club president?

Doujin Artist: I know you're just sucking up, but I have to admit, you're not wrong this time.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: An-kun is basically perfect in every way... except his age.

Soul Society's Bad Guy: Yeah, he's still way too young. Gotta raise him for a few more decades.

Shark-Faced Guy: A few decades... Yeah, I still haven't gotten used to how long Soul Reapers take to grow up.

Machete Girl: Honestly, being young isn't that bad, right? Small and cute is adorable.

Doujin Artist: Whoa, so Kotonoha-chan's into little boys?

Amegakure Village's Angel: If he's too young, it's a crime.

Reading the chat log, Saten Ruiko silently deleted the message "Katsura totally gets me" and typed a new reply: Yeah, can't have crimes. Gotta grow up a bit first.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: I actually like younger ones. The younger the better.

Wig Guy: Rati-san... with your "hardware setup," I think you should stop dreaming. Unless you wanna end up like Vlad the Impaler.

Doujin Artist: Pfft, "Vlad the Impaler"?! Wig boy, what is wrong with you?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Who's Vlad the Impaler?

Soul Society's Bad Guy: I kinda wanna know too.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Uh... I'd recommend you don't look it up. It's kinda... scarring.

Of course, Saten Ruiko knew exactly who Vlad the Impaler was. Combined with what Katsura just said, she got the reference. And yeah... it was definitely too much information.

But think about it—if a giant like King Kong gets together with a tiny girl, it really would be like a human version of Impalement-kun.

Curly-haired Guy: Wig Guy, sometimes you're way too good at this stuff. Damn, you even came up with the Impalement-kun joke. And here I thought you were just an idiot most of the time!

Wig Guy: It's not Wig Guy, it's Katsura! Hmph, what you usually see is just the surface. As a professional video watcher, I've seen all kinds of genres, thank you very much.

Doujin Artist: Watching too many DVDs isn't something to brag about! No normal person would proudly talk about that kind of shameless stuff!

Amegakure Village's Angel: Exactly! Our little Eriri is a doujin artist too, and she never brags about it!

Doujin Artist: Konan are you praising me or roasting me? And I don't even draw doujins anymore! Why hasn't the group name been changed yet?

This is an Actor: What do you want to change it to, Eri Kashiwagi-sensei?

Doujin Artist: Shut up! I told you not to call me by my pen name in the group!

This is an Actor: Got it, Eri Kashiwagi-sensei.

Doujin Artist: Anran-san, do you have any idea what kind of beating you're asking for? Just because you're Anran-san doesn't mean you can do whatever you want, y'know!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: So, Eriri , what kind of beating are we talking about?

Amegakure Village's Angel: Go, Eriri -chan! Anran-san's first time is in your hands! Just tell us how it goes after.

Machete Girl: Yeah, give us the juicy details.

Curly-haired Guy: Want to stream it live?

Doujin Artist: The hell we are! Get out of here with that! When I said "beating," I didn't mean it literally! Why are you all taking it so seriously?! And isn't Anran-san like... not even fourteen yet? Is this even okay?

This is an Actor: Eri Kashiwagi-sensei, what exactly do you mean by "is this even okay"?

Machete Girl: Hahaha, Anran-san is getting annoyed!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Ending a sentence with "is this okay?" is like the ultimate insult to a guy!

Curly-haired Guy: Boss, if I were you, I couldn't take that kind of challenge lying down. You gotta put that brat in her place!

This is an Actor: Forget it, I'll let her off today.

Soul Society's Bad Guy: Has Anran arrived yet?

This is an Actor: Yeah, he's here.

Standing on a crowded street, Anran looked around. Rows of tall buildings and the wide asphalt road made him feel like he was back in his past life.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Huh? Where is Anran-san now?

This is an Actor: Thanks for asking. I'm in Academy City, just came through the portal.

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