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-ANGEL ROBLES

-RIN TACHIBANA

-GAPIR58

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DENALI'S HOME

Robin's POV

The Denali house loomed in front of us, all glass and sleek angles. A perfect vampire lair—isolated, modern, and obnoxiously expensive-looking. Rosalie halted their steps, her golden hair glowing under the faint light of the Alaskan sun.

We were about to face the family after being away for two days. Two. Whole. Days.

Why? Oh, let me enlighten you: two days of "bonding." And by bonding, I mean sex. Copious amounts of sex. Forget Fifty Shades of Grey—we turned it into Fifty States of Red. The mattress didn't just see action; it filed for retirement. Our dear author didn't have the literary audacity to detail it, but trust me, you'd need a cigarette afterward.

Do I feel bad about it? Nope. Do I feel smug? Oh, absolutely.

Look, it's not my fault if some people are giving "five-pump chump" energy. Don't blame me because Rosalie and I broke the Geneva Convention of stamina. If anything, I'm setting a gold standard. Work hard, my friends. Take vitamins. Drink water. Please your partner.

Rosalie glanced at me, her perfect eyebrows raised. "Robin, you're smirking again. What's on your mind?"

"Oh, nothing," I said, feigning innocence. "Just thinking about how productive we've been. Two days, babe. We should write a book. Call it, 'How to Ruin a Mattress and Still Walk.'"

Rosalie rolled her eyes but smiled. "They're going to know, you know. Vampires have excellent sense of smell, and we didn't exactly... hold back."

"They need entertainment," I replied with a shrug. "Besides, this house is older than modern plumbing. I'm sure the antiques inside have been through worse."

Cue the faint echoes of voices from within:

"True."

"I didn't teach her that."

"You've always been a perv, sister."

"I need to bleach my brain."

Heh, Called it, they were listening, snooping. who cares, not me. And I heard that mom! You might have not taught me with you own mouth, but the collection of books you tried to keep hidden from me and the others did teach me a lot. he he he.

Rosalie shook her head, clearly trying not to laugh. "You're impossible."

"I'm your impossible," I shot back, pulling her by the hand to continue walking.

Entering the Denali House... As we walked into the house, the Denali coven greeted us. Tanya stood by the fireplace, arms crossed, looking suspiciously like a principal ready to scold some delinquents. Eleazar and Carmen sat on the couch, while Kate leaned casually against the wall, her sharp eyes flicking between Rosalie and me. But I could see those almost imperceptible curve in amusement on their lips. Their no prudes, I'm not joking when I said they were antiques, they became vampires a long time ago, if I'm not wrong,the Denali sisters were viking time old.

Irina, as always, looked vaguely disinterested, flipping on pages of her new book, she could have finished it faster with her vampire speed and enhanced mind, but chose to take her time, like this was just another boring day. And Coraline? Well, she gave me a nervous wave, avoiding Rosalie's gaze. I guess even when they've stayed in the same place for years, it would still be a bit awkward... so Probably for the best, for now.

"Robin," Tanya said, her voice as smooth as polished ice. "Welcome back. I trust your...trip was eventful?"

Oh, she knew. They all did. Probably Alice and Edward huh.

"Eventful? Nah." I shrugged, doing my best impression of an innocent angel—which was ironic, considering I was basically glowing like one in the sunlight streaming through the windows. "Just a little getaway. Quality time with my mate, you know? Standard couple stuff."

If ya'll noticed, yes, I have been talking. outloud. They already know about this, I insructed Nasu to keep them updated, even when they all decided to be distant and not send as much letters to me as they did before, now I know it was because they were keeping Rosalie's existence here. Traitors and Pussies. hmp!

But It is a good thing that they're not too put off with my monotonous tone of voice, but exppressive face. ROB, it took practice, soo much practice, also... maybe I'm just having a lot more control right now because of post nut clarity. I have ascended and shed my semi mortal body, and have reached true clarity after so much sex!

Yes, I'm still rubbing it in your faces.

Kate snorted. "Couple stuff? You mean the wild screaming we could hear from miles away? Seriously, Robin, I thought a banshee was dying in the woods."

Ok, they didn't just hear it from Alice and Edward, my bad for blaming you two automatically.

Rosalie looked mortified. "Kate!"

"What?" Kate said with a wicked grin. "We're all adults here. Well, immortal adults."

I grinned. "Jealous, Katie? Don't worry; one day, you might meet someone who can keep up with your big energy."

She narrowed her eyes at me. "Watch it, Glowstick."

"Nah, you're just jelly, and I prefer glowing rather than being a disco ball!" I quipped back, and stuck out my tongue to her like a child.

Before I could fire back, Coraline awkwardly cleared her throat. "Um, I think we have more pressing matters to discuss?"

Right. The real reason we were here: them keeping Rosalie's existence here from me.

But before I could proceed with that. Chaos unfolds.

The moment Jane walked in, flanked by her twin, Alec, the air shifted. Jane's crimson eyes locked onto me, and she practically lit up. "Mother," she said, her voice soft but carrying a dangerous undertone, "you've returned."

"Jane," I said, smiling warmly. "Miss me already?"

"Always" she replied, stepping forward. Alec followed her, his expression unreadable as usual, but I could feel the waves of affection radiating from him. My soul-bound vampire children were nothing if not intense.

"Mother." Alec inclined his head slightly. "It's good to see you. again."

Kids, what's up? weve briefly seen each other before my mate and I disappeared 2 days ago. But I chose to keep that comment to myself.

"Good to see you too, kiddo," I said, ruffling his hair despite his half-hearted attempt to dodge. He loves it.

Jane glared at Rosalie, who had taken her place by my side. "You," she said, her voice sharp as a knife. "You've been keeping her all to yourself, haven't you?"

Rosalie didn't even flinch. "She's my mate, Jane. Of course, I've been keeping her close."

Jane's crimson eyes narrowed. "Selfish."

And that's when the chaos began.

"Jane," I said, stepping between her and Rosalie, "let's not start a fight, okay? We're all family here."

"Family?" Jane shot back, her voice rising. "You've been gone for two days, Mother. Two days! Do you have any idea how worried we were?"

Hmmm, Kinda true... but we're all adults here, so they should have an idea of what was gonna happen right? and they know that me and Rosalie have so much to talk about, and work through.

"Worried, or jealous?" Rosalie muttered under her breath.

That did it. Jane lunged, and before I could stop her, Rosalie blocked her attack with a move so graceful it belonged in a dance studio.

"Seriously?" I groaned. "We're doing this now?"

The room erupted into chaos. Alec stepped in to pull Jane back, but Kate, never one to miss an opportunity, decided to egg them on. "Fight! Fight! Fight!" she chanted, a devilish grin on her face.

"Kate, not helping!" I snapped.

"Come on, Robin," she teased. "This is better than than those fake fights shown on television!."

Rosalie and Jane were a blur—fists, kicks, and Jane's pain-inducing stare countered by Rosalie's sheer skill. It was like Mortal Kombat: Vampire Edition.

I decided enough was enough. Taking a deep breath, I let my siren voice wash over the room. "Stop."

"For Rob's sake! Jane, sweetie, you're my daughter, and you, Rosalie, My love, you're basically my wife, don't worry I'll propose later, but that's not the point right now. We're a family now. You're basically mother and daughter now!"

The effect was immediate. Everyone froze, their bodies going still as my voice compelled them. I was a bit upset, so too much emotion seeped out and affected them, Rosalie wasn't affected, but more like, she was stunned at what she heard me say, about me proposing to her in the future. IF she could blush, she would be blooming red right now from happiness.

"Thank you," I said, my tone dripping with exasperation. "Now, if we're done with the WWE smackdown, can we please talk like normal people?"

Jane blinked, her fiery temper cooling slightly. "She started it," she muttered, pointing at Rosalie.

Rosalie crossed her arms. "She attacked me." Pulled out from her daze after hearing Jane.

"Both of you, stop," I said, rubbing my temples. "Jane, I love you, but you need to chill. And Rosalie, stop antagonizing her. You know she's overprotective."

SOooooo... The Aftermath

Once everyone calmed down, we all sat in the living room, the tension easing as I cracked a few jokes to lighten the mood.

I feel like I'm missing something here... But moving on...

"So," I said, clapping my hands together. "Who's hungry? Oh wait, none of you eat food like me. Awkward."

That earned a few chuckles, even from Jane.

"Seriously, though," I continued, "we're family. And family means no one gets left behind, no matter how dramatic or over-the-top they are."

Again, something's missing. Hmm... Never mind.

"I'm not dramatic," Jane huffed.

"Says the vampire who tried to murder my mate AKA your other mother five minutes ago," I quipped.

Rosalie smirked. "She has a point."

Jane glared, but there was no real malice behind it. "Fine. I'll behave."

"Good," I said, leaning back on the couch. "Now, let's all act like the dysfunctional, immortal family we are and enjoy the rest of the day. Agreed?"

"Agreed," everyone murmured.

As the room settled into a semblance of peace, I couldn't help but smile. Life with this family was chaotic, messy, and downright ridiculous—but I wouldn't trade it for anything.

"Well," I said, stretching. "Who wants to hear about my two-day bonding trip?"

"NO!" they all shouted in unison.

I laughed. "Your loss. It's a great story."

They still wanted to hear stories about what I've been doing, even if they have been receiving letters from me and Nasu, they still wanted to hear it from me personally, so I indulged them, I tried my best to cut out my idulgence with other females, and the little pseudo family I've made and then left.

IF you're thiking that Edward could read my mind, nope, he can't. I turned on my mind blocker, So no nosy brother in my mind.

But while I was sharing my adventures, and experiences, I hear Edward react loudly.

Mid-laughter, Edward's voice cut through: "You almost impregnated someone?!"

The room fell silent.

Every head turned toward me, eyes wide.

*Edward,* I signed, my movement deliberately slower, *how exactly do you know that?*

Stupid question, I know, at this point, I'm stalling. I need to think.

All eyes shifted to Alice, who looked like she wanted to merge with the couch.

"I didn't mean to!" she squeaked. "He read my thoughts before I could stop him!"

Edward crossed his arms. "Explain. Now."

Carlisle and Esme perked up, their curiosity thinly veiled. "Wait," Carlisle said, eyes sparkling, "how is that even possible?"

Esme chimed in. "Grandchildren?!"

Shit.

*Wait, I can Explain, Or I'll try to explain, ALice help me out here-* I was panicking now, cold sweat on my back, I couldn't conrol my emotions anymore so I had to speak in sign language again.

I could feel it, she's mad. I was used to cold, having lived in Alaska for a long time, and being around vampire that were always Icy cold... But the chill I'm feeling from beside me was bone deep. creeping to my very soul, making it shake like a baby, scared for it's life.

"YOU. ALMOST. HAD. A. BABY. WITH. SOMEONE. ELSE. FIRST!!!" Rosalie shouted, Emphasizing each word, each word felt like icicles hitting me in my vitals, freezing me in place.

I swear it sounded almost like it came from the depths of hell, still sounded like a bell, but scary! very frightening, that everyone else stepped a lot of meters back away from us, leaving me alone with her.

Wait, she said 'First'? huh? what did she mean?

"Explain yourself!!!" Rosalie screamed again.

Ok, not the time. not the time. not the time.

FUCK!

I heard a chuckle I could recognize as soon as it came out. I looked to where it came from, and there he was, holding a wine glass filled with animal blood, leaning back in the kitchen counter, laughing his heart out at my misery, beside him were his mate Emmett who was also with blood, but in a whiskey glass, and Nasu who was looking at Leo who was in his aquarium, trying to pretend he can't see me.

That was it, it was them, him?! Damn him and his gift!

"It's always fun to have you around Bestie! I missed you! But I'm hurt, even if I used my gift, you actually forgot about me huh?... So... Suffer!" Isaac cheerily shouted at the miserable me, lifting up his glass as if to say 'cheers'.

Fuck you! I missed you too! But fuck you!

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AN: after this, there must still be some discontent about Rosie, and how their past just got shoved in the corner, but nah... It will be delved into deeper in the future, not just by the shallow actions scenes and stuff, but really. It will be a bit all over the place for a bit tho.

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