Chapter 625: The Ancestor Empress's Little Scheme (Please Follow)
The Body Transformation Secret Technique was a full-body massage reconstruction that, combined with the Template Adjuster, remodeled the internal structure of the body.
DNA, genes, meridians, acupoints—every part of it got an overhaul.
This was a massive undertaking.
Xiao Ye needed to massage and transform the Ancestral Empress's limbs, torso, and head in sequence, using the power of the Template Adjuster to transform her into a cosmic being whose body could sow the seeds of the Universe.
"Empress, first the limbs, then the torso, and finally the head."
"During the massage, you might feel some pretty intense pain. If you can't help but cry out, go ahead—I won't make fun of you."
The Ancestral Empress gave a coquettish snort, "Me, cry out? Bullshit, I'm the Empress!"
"Hey, wait, Human Emperor, do you prefer an Empress who cries out, or one who doesn't?"
Xiao Ye's mouth twitched, "Are you messing around? This is just a normal massage."
He didn't waste any more time and got right to it.
The first step, those Jade Feet.
His rough, big hands grabbed the Ancestral Empress's crystal-clear Jade Feet.
Those Jade Feet were pale yet rosy, as flawless as jade, gleaming like a piece of artwork—absolutely perfect.
Cool and silky to the touch, no foot odor whatsoever, and there was even a light, delicate fragrance when he took a sniff.
People said that if you wanted to know if someone's feet were stinky, just look at their face.
But with the Ancestral Empress, you didn't need to check her face—just a whiff told you everything. That scent was positively divine.
Xiao Ye gulped, *That smell, man, it was way better than roast pork feet. If I could just take a bite, I bet it would taste amazing.*
*Uh, what was I thinking? There's no way I'd bite her Jade Feet.*
*Absolutely not!*
*Never done it, either!*
*He swore on it multiple times!*
The Ancestral Empress watched him swallow and said suspiciously, "Human Emperor, is there a problem?"
Xiao Ye shook his head, trying to clear out all the random thoughts in his brain,
"No problem, I was just wondering…someday, will you get married, and which lucky being in the Universe will score you?"
"Whoever marries you must've saved the Milky Way Galaxy in their last life."
He found an acupoint and started massaging right away.
The massage techniques included poking, kneading, tapping, rubbing, pounding, all sorts of stuff.
The Ancestral Empress winced in pain, sucked in a breath, and said,
"Human Emperor, didn't you just save the Milky Way not long ago?"
"Without you, the Starry Battlefield's defense might have collapsed entirely."
"Human Emperor, do you hope I'll get married?"
Xiao Ye finished massaging the first foot acupoint and started on the second one.
Hiss! The Empress sucked in another breath.
Pain—this was the kind of pain that bored right into the bones and pierced the spirit itself. It was fucking agonizing.
*No wonder the Reincarnation Divine Spirit screamed so loud last time. Even she, the Empress, was about to lose it and cry out herself.*
Xiao Ye's expression turned serious,
"Whether you marry or not, that's up to you."
"It's just, you're a Divine Spirit—maybe you think differently than humans. It's totally normal if you want to stay single, too."
He continued massaging while using the Template Adjuster's power to reshape the insides of her Jade Feet.
Even after such a short time, beads of sweat had started to form on his forehead.
This body transformation massage was seriously exhausting!
He wiped his forehead. The hand still smelled pleasantly fragrant, and when he sniffed it, he felt instantly refreshed.
The Ancestral Empress let out a small "Oh," but inside she was a little annoyed.
*Hmph, I was practically hinting at you. You saved the Milky Way, you qualify to marry me—how are you so dense you don't get what I mean?*
But then her face blanched. She let out a soft whimper.
Pain, too much pain!
Even for her, the Ancestral Empress, this sensation—like her bones being ground to dust—was unbearable.
"Hmph~"
The Empress's distinctly dignified yet feminine little grunt echoed in the room.
This was the Empress's signature sound.
Xiao Ye wiped the sweat from his forehead again and started transforming the acupoints in her other foot.
As for the Empress's cute noises, he honestly didn't have it in him to pay attention. Even if he heard, he wasn't in the mood to care.
"Mmph!"
The Ancestral Empress covered her face with both hands, cheeks bright red, and even steam seemed to rise from her head.
*Wha—what? She'd actually made a noise in front of the Human Emperor!*
*God, this was beyond embarrassing!*
*She was the Ancestral Empress! Second only to the Time Empress herself, the strongest Divine Spirit—how could she let out a sound like that?*
*And even in front of the one she had a crush on!*
With her hands still covering her face, she peeked through her fingers, bashful eyes stealing a glance at Xiao Ye's expression.
She discovered he wasn't paying her any mind at all.
The Empress: "..."
*Was her cry really that unappealing?*
Xiao Ye was working hard, completely focused on the massage, having no time to guess what the Empress might be thinking.
An hour passed, and he finally finished massaging all four limbs.
Next up was the torso massage.
Gazing at the Ancestral Empress's perky figure, he coughed,
"Empress, next is the torso. Are you ready?"
The Ancestral Empress looked at him with soulful eyes, "Ready."
Xiao Ye nodded, "Transforming your torso will probably hurt even more. You'd better keep your Origin from going wild, or this whole villa will be toast."
The Ancestral Empress murmured in agreement.
Having warned her, Xiao Ye dove in and started working.
The torso had way more acupoints than the limbs.
The massage project had hit the halfway point.
Her skin was soft and silky to the touch.
Xiao Ye swore he was focused only on the massage, not entertaining a single dirty thought.
This whole process was so complex that he simply didn't have the bandwidth for anything else—he had to dedicate himself entirely to transforming her body,
otherwise, even a tiny mistake and the massage would fail. The Ancestral Empress would lose that body and have to reconstruct it from scratch.
"Hmph~"
It seemed that the Empress's torso was especially sen-si-tive—especially the key spots.
While massaging, she just couldn't take the shredding pain and cried out right away.
At first, she was embarrassed.
But when she realized the Human Emperor hadn't noticed at all, she just went for it—opened up, embraced her feelings, and let herself cry out whenever it hurt.
Her voice carried far, echoing for miles—so much that even the Fate Divine Spirit and Gu Qingcheng next door heard it.
Xiao Ye was massaging and feeling dumbfounded.
*No way, even the Reincarnation Divine Spirit wasn't this dramatic.*
*How could the Ancestral Empress be even more over the top than the Reincarnation Divine Spirit?*
*Didn't she say she was the Empress, unafraid of anything?*
But he had to admit, the Empress's signature cry was actually one of a kind.
He picked up the pace, going full speed ahead.
After another hour, the torso massage was finally done—it was time for the final step.
The head!
Xiao Ye walked over to the Ancestral Empress's head, looking at her flushed cheeks and dazed eyes, and flicked her on the forehead.
"Thunk!"
"Hey, Empress, snap out of it. That look on your face makes me look like I just did something to you."
The Ancestral Empress's ears instantly turned red, and she coyly said, "Honestly, even if you did something to me, I wouldn't mind."
Xiao Ye was stunned, "What?"
The Ancestral Empress quickly corrected herself, "I mean, you helping me massage. I wouldn't mind that."
"So it's time for the last step, right? Human Emperor, about my head, can you go easy on it?"
"With you looking at me like that, it's hard for me to cry out."
Xiao Ye's mouth twitched, "Alright, I'll try to be gentle. But, just so you know, reconstructing your head means transforming the structure inside, so it's not going to hurt any less."
"Mm-hmm!" The Ancestral Empress nodded like a bobblehead.