Chapter 2
Chapter 1 – Cat Coffee
It was still cold in the early morning of spring. Not long after dawn, there were no pedestrians on the street, and few shops along the street were even open.
In the dim morning light, two figures, one tall and one short, entered from the street entrance.
The short one was a big orange cat. While walking, he looked around at the surrounding shops and said in a low voice, “It’s just ahead.”
The young man next to the big cat accepted the supernatural event that the cat could talk well, nodded and followed the orange cat.
The young man’s name is Pei Shiyi, he is not human at all, and he is not a monster. He has been dead for hundreds of years. He just got his corpse out of the grave last week. When he woke up, he rescued a monster that committed suicide in front of his grave.
The monster claimed to be bankrupt and wanted to commit suicide. “Living Antique” Pei Shiyi didn’t understand what bankruptcy was at first, but only after listening to the monster’s explanation did he understand—isn’t this just a loss in business?
The name of the monster is Feng Huang, and he was one of the first batch of people who entered the human world to work. He worked hard for hundreds of years to save a sum of money, set up a store and opened a cat cafe. However, he was not good at management and closed down soon. I owe tens of thousands of debts. Seeing that it is not enough, he actually learned how to commit suicide like human beings.
After hearing the whole story, Pei Shiyi bought Feng Huang’s shop with a gold nugget the size of a human head and other treasures from the tomb, in order to prevent Feng Huang from continuing to yell and cry and ruin his body and mind.
Feng Huang stopped crying when he had money, and took the initiative to take Pei Shiyi to get an identity. After all, he has been struggling in the human world for hundreds of years, and he has to re-do his identity every few decades on average. Yes, with a little bit of a relationship, the identity was taken down.
So Pei Shiyi, who had just been unearthed for less than ten hours, became a modern person with household registration and identity. Feng Huang took him to supplement the modern knowledge of the human world. Pei Shiyi became very interested in various modern high-tech, mobile phones He played more neatly than Feng Huang.
Feng Huang felt that he had nothing to teach, so he went back decisively to pack the package. Pei Shiyi sent away the grateful Feng Huang, and inexplicably took over as the boss immediately.
As for why Pei Shiyi opened a shop now that he realized it… of course it was because he had no money.
Most of the funerary objects in his tomb were ritual objects, and the gold, silver and jade that could be exchanged for cash were all given to Feng Huang. After all, a shop in such a location could be said to be expensive, and Feng Huang had saved up for hundreds of years before buying it.
The money left in Pei Shiyi’s hands is not much. If he doesn’t open a shop, he has to work part-time. But the problem is that he has no education.
But having a store is better than working, isn’t it?
Pei Shiyi was in a good mood until he saw the cat cafe, until the orange cat took him to a stop in front of a coffee shop.
The door of this coffee shop is closed, and the signboard says “Cicada Courtyard”. Although there is no dust, the words have been painted and it is obvious that no one has repaired it for a long time. The lights in the store were off, but the tables and chairs were neatly arranged, but each table was covered with a dust cover. Before Pei Shiyi entered, the smell of bankruptcy could be squeezed out from the crack of the door.
Pei Shiyi: “…”
On this supposedly bustling street, this store is unique—unique.
Pei Shiyi took a step back, took out a key and opened the door. As soon as he turned on the light, a series of thin cat meows sounded, and two kittens emerged cautiously.
The orange cat barked twice, and the two kittens immediately ran over to the orange cat.
The orange cat squatted in front of Pei Shiyi: “Boss, please allow me to introduce myself. My name is egg yolk, male, and I am an adult Jinhua cat. I am currently working in this cat cafe and I am the store manager. These two kittens have just I have been taking care of me since I started practicing, and now I can receive guests.”
It was introduced in a serious manner, but the big face plate and the solid meat on the body spoiled the atmosphere.
As a big orange, he lived up to his fur color. He was obviously not a big cat breed, but he insisted on proving his talent of being able to eat with his whole body of meat. Moreover, he has a fat body but not a fat head. Although his face is round, he still has a lovely appearance with delicate features.
I don’t know why, but it looks like a muscular man with a loli face.
The two kittens behind the egg yolk are eye-catching—they are actually two identical tortoiseshell kittens, with four snow-white claws, and they look like they were carved out of the same mold when they looked at Pei Shiyi with their heads tilted. There is a sense of mirror image.
Pei Shiyi nodded, and stretched out his hand with great interest: “Come.”
Egg Yolk was stunned, and walked over cautiously, only to be rubbed on the head by Pei Shiyi.
It sat there blankly, and didn’t react until Pei Shiyi straightened up.
Although the opponent has a human body, he can exude an aura that makes cats intoxicated. Obviously just touched his head, but the egg yolk felt like he had eaten a bag of catnip.
Egg Yolk took two steps, tilted his body, and fell at Pei Shiyi’s feet, turned his fur belly to face Pei Shiyi, and yelled in a drawn-out tone.
Pei Shiyi looked down at the meat pad that egg yolk had just stepped on on the street. There was still some dust on it. His expression suddenly changed subtly, and he silently withdrew his hand.
Before the egg yolk could be touched, he looked up blankly, only to see that Pei Shiyi had already stood up.
Egg Yolk collapsed on the ground, and licked his thigh in the lying position, feeling sad in his heart: Can’t Daju’s plump body seduce the new boss who is as hard as a stone? But didn’t you touch yourself just now?
Pei Shiyi neatly folded his cuffs twice, exposing his wrist with clear lines.
I don’t know what kind of ravages this cat cafe has suffered at the hands of the former owner, and there is a dead smell in every corner.
Egg Yolk thought he was going to start cleaning, so he stuck behind Pei Shiyi, intending to help as much as he could.
Pei Shiyi pondered for a while, but still couldn’t make up his mind to clean up the hygiene by himself.
So he put the sleeves back.
Pei Shiyi decided to skip this step.
Egg Yolk leaned over and asked expectantly, “Boss, when will we reopen?”
Pei Shiyi said: “Now we need to decorate and hire chefs. The key is that we don’t have cats.”
Egg Yolk: “…Then, how about buying it?”
Pei Shiyi smiled slightly, and spread his hands: “Not enough money.”
The chefs and waiters have to be paid, and the cats and decorations are a lot of money, and the publicity before the opening is also full of mouths waiting to be fed.
The human world currency in Pei Shiyi’s hands is not enough to buy publicity for decoration, and not enough to hire a chef.
One person and one orange were lost in thought.
The two milk cats didn’t know what happened, they stumbled and fell into the fur of the egg yolk, and made an innocent voice: “Meow~”
The egg yolk almost bounced, and tremblingly said: “But the milk powder for the two of them will be finished tomorrow, milk powder and kitten food are very expensive…”
Such a small cat demon has almost no cultivation base. It is said that the cat demon is actually just a slightly stronger milk cat. It cannot be compared with a big cat like him. Milk is a must.
Pei Shiyi, who has not yet married but is suddenly forced to support a young family: “…”
He originally thought that after his resurrection, he would be able to live a good life just by holding the funerary objects in the tomb, but now it seems that he has just been alive and his brain is not flexible, so he has such a naive idea.
Can he sell cat coffee?
Pei Shiyi lowered his head and met the expectant eyes of the egg yolk, who obviously hoped that he could drive the cat coffee.
So Pei Shiyi silently added an answer to himself: he can’t.
In this society dominated by human beings who need certificates and education to survive, as a newly resurrected “man” in the mountains, he has only one way to go to open a cat cafe.
The author has something to say: Pei Shiyi’s name may be a bit of a mouthful, but it’s actually quite easy to remember. This unlucky child’s family ranks eleven, which is a homonym for Shi Yi and eleven, which comes from Shi Yi Shi Yi.
It’s just a daily article about cat sucking, about falling in love and raising a cat, I hope you enjoy reading it, mua!