After Hearing My Thoughts, the Heroine Wants to Be Part of My Harem

After the birthday party ended, everyone dispersed.

Because their family had been rejected, Lin Huanxi's family had moved out of the Lin mansion.

After returning home, her mother-in-law, Hou Caichun, began cursing furiously.

"Ye Qiu, you damn animal, how long are you going to keep ruining our family?!"

"We barely managed to get some money to buy a gift for the old man and make him happy, and now you've ruined everything!"

"I only had good intentions, what could I do if they didn't appreciate it?" Ye Qiu responded calmly.

" if they Didn't appreciate it? How do you expect them to appreciate it? A poor kept man like you, who can offer a million-dollar gift? Even the Li family, with all their money, wouldn't dare to make such a show."

His father-in-law, Lin Shengxi, gritted his teeth and said.

Ye Qiu remained silent and looked at Lin Huanxi.

Normally, when the two of them attacked him, Lin Huanxi would intervene to calm things down.

But today, he was disappointed.

Lin Huanxi sat on the sofa with a cold expression, took an orange, and began eating it. She was hungry.

Because of the matter that had upset everyone so much, no one in the family had an appetite to eat.

The strange glances and sarcastic comments from the relatives.

They were so angry, how could they keep eating?

"Huanxi, haven't you eaten enough? Should I go cook something for you?"

Seeing that Lin Huanxi remained silent, he smiled and asked her.

Lin Huanxi was thinking of ordering takeout.

But remembering what she had heard from her guardian, she nodded.

Ye Qiu smiled and went to the kitchen to prepare the food.

"He's really useless, doesn't understand anything, I've never seen someone so unworthy."

Seeing Ye Qiu smiling only further enraged Lin Shengxi, who was banging his chest in frustration.

But they were also very hungry, so they sat on the sofa waiting for Ye Qiu's food.

After a while, a delicious smell wafted from the kitchen.

After years of being kept, the only thing Ye Qiu had perfected was his culinary skills.

"The food is ready."

After preparing three dishes and a soup, Ye Qiu brought them to the table and invited everyone to eat, even serving the rice.

"Hum, useless, this is the only thing you're good at."

Hou Caichun took a piece of meat, and while eating, she continued cursing.

Ye Qiu remained silent and served himself some purple ginseng soup with pork ribs.

The nutrients of the purple ginseng were all in the soup, and drinking it was very beneficial for the body.

"Is this rib soup with radish? Why does it smell so strange?"

Lin Shengxi noticed the peculiar aroma of the soup and frowned.

"I made it with purple ginseng, you should try it."

Ye Qiu responded calmly.

Lin Shengxi snorted disdainfully.

Upon hearing the words "purple ginseng," he became even angrier and decided not to try it.

So Ye Qiu drank the soup all by himself.

Watching all of this coldly, Lin Huanxi felt both surprised and disappointed inside.

Everything was just as her guardian had said.

She was more interested in knowing if the following events would also unfold as she had been told.

And then, someone knocked on the door.

"Who's there?"

Hou Caichun shouted loudly.

"It's me, Shufen."

"Ah, Shufen, wait a moment."

Hou Caichun stood up and went to open the door for her old classmate.

Soon, a middle-aged woman, elegantly dressed, entered.

Upon smelling the aroma in the house, she smiled and said.

"Are you eating? Finish eating, then we can play mahjong."

"Okay, wait a moment."

Hou Caichun nodded; she was a mahjong addict.

"Wow, what's this aroma? It seems very familiar."

Liu Shufen sniffed the air, and her eyes landed on the purple root rib soup on the table.

After inspecting it a few times, she patted her thigh and said,

"Oh my God, your family has gotten rich, huh? Making rib soup with such high-quality purple ginseng?"

"What purple ginseng?"

Hou Caichun's face twisted a little.

"This! This piece of top-quality purple ginseng, oh my God, this is worth at least forty million... it can't be bought for less!"

Liu Shufen shouted.

She was in the medicinal herb business and knew a lot about this.

After hearing Liu Shufen's words, Ye Qiu's mouth curled into a satisfied smile.

He had been waiting for this moment!

Look at the expressions of regret on their faces! Seeing their regretful faces after hitting them with reality!

As expected, Lin Shengxi and Hou Chuncai lost their minds when they found out.

Had such an expensive thing really been used to make soup?

"You stupid pig! Why did you use something like that to make soup?"

Hou Chuncai shouted furiously.

"I told you it was purple ginseng, and you insisted it wasn't, so I used it to make soup because you told me to."

Ye Qiu replied indifferently, a look of satisfaction in his eyes.

"Where did you get it from?"

Lin Shengxi asked, his voice trembling.

"At the market, a farmer was selling it. I bought it for twenty yuan."

"You, you!"

Lin Shengxi's tears of pain were about to fall as he quickly grabbed the pot and started licking the bottom.

Unfortunately, the bottom of the pot was completely empty; Ye Qiu had drunk it all to the last drop.

There were a few rib bones that Ye Qiu hadn't finished eating, but he couldn't put them in his mouth to suck them, right?

Seeing his father-in-law and mother-in-law in this situation, Ye Qiu smiled with disdain in his heart; a frog in a well is a frog in a well.

He was about to get up to wash the dishes when suddenly, a series of loud farts uncontrollably escaped.

Immediately, a bad smell spread, and everyone's faces in the room turned color.

"Damn it, your fart made you shit yourself! How can you be so disgusting?"

Lin Shengxi, who had been licking the plate, vomited in disgust.

He saw a large yellow stain on the back of Ye Qiu's pants.

Even the stain kept spreading, and a strong odor spread.

"Oh, I can't take it anymore. Your useless son-in-law can't even control his intestines!"

Liu Shufen screamed, covering her mouth.

She took a few steps back and laughed so hard that tears almost came out.

One of the reasons she used to visit the Lin family was to laugh at the "kept king" from Yanjing.

But what she didn't expect was that this parasite would turn out to be such a waste.

Living off a woman is bad enough, but also shitting your pants? He became a warrior with a spray.

She had lived for decades, and it was the first time she had seen such a useless man.

"Can't you even digest the food you get by being kept?"

"Oh, I'm really impressed, I don't even know what to say! Telling you you're worse than an animal would be an insult to animals. Damn it, what a disgrace to the family!"

Hou Chuncai covered her nose and didn't even feel like insulting him, feeling a little relieved in her heart.

At least this had happened at home.

If something embarrassing like this had happened at the grandfather's 70th birthday, the Lin family wouldn't be able to live in Yanjing anymore.

Lin Huanxi looked at Ye Qiu in shock, her beautiful eyes full of surprise and disbelief.

Although she had heard her guardian's voice and knew what would come next, she didn't expect Ye Qiu to be so despicable.

In her heart, she not only despised him even more, but also felt deep disgust.

For the first time, she wanted to kick him out of the house and cut off this so-called marriage.

However, remembering her grandmother's words before she died, she gritted her teeth and endured.

At that moment, Ye Qiu was really about to vomit blood.

A moment ago, he had felt triumphant, enjoying the regretful faces of Hou Chuncai and the others.

"Now, he couldn't believe that he had become the 'King of shit'."

"Damn it, is the effect of the purple ginseng too strong?"

He cursed in his heart, and with an embarrassed face, said, "Maybe I ate something bad, I'm going to take a bath."

Then, as soon as he left, the storm in his rear end became even more violent.

If it weren't for the thick pants, the fart would have shot shit to the ceiling.

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