Chapter 14
After hearing what the girl said, everyone in the elevator instantly burst into laughter.
"That's right, just Lu's legs, hands and waist are long enough, he doesn't even need to perform well!" I could just spontaneously combust, okay!"
"I'm good enough myself, I don't need him to perform well!"
"I'm an expert, if he's no good I'll teach him..."
Everyone was revealing their perversion in their coy words, full of anticipation in their unfinished sentences.
Their words were simply outrageous like thunder.
Li Zhen: ...... One elevator, ten love-crazed females, excuse me while I take my leave.
When she got to the advertising department floor, Li Zhen fled from the elevator as if escaping.
Entering the office, Li Zhen put down her bag, and saw Meng Yuanjie and Zhang Xiya sitting opposite her, heads lowered while chatting about something, occasionally covering their mouths and laughing.
Li Zhen came back with a cup of water, and saw the two still chatting.
She tapped Zhang Xiya, "How come you two get more and more excited every day!"
Zhang Xiya quickly got up and mysteriously came to Li Zhen's side, "Earth-shattering news."
"You can have a hundred earth-shattering news items every day." Li Zhen calmly drank her water.
Zhang Xiya: "President Lu is a five second man."
"Pfft..."
Li Zhen sprayed a mouthful of water onto her computer screen, eyes wide open, "What the heck?"
Zhang Xiya was very satisfied with her reaction, "See, I told you this was earth-shattering news! President Lu's waist like a public dog yesterday when he got out of the car and entered the headquarters building, a lot of people took photos as cell phone wallpaper! Who would have thought, he's a five second man!"
"Who did you hear this from? Who spread it?" Li Zhen found it unbelievable.
"Who else needs to spread it? Everyone in the company already knows, a knowledgeable miss just said so in the elevator, she swore it's true!"
Li Zhen who had just gotten off the elevator a few minutes ago was completely confused.
It had already spread in just a few minutes?
Also!
When did she ever say five seconds!
Li Zhen looked left and right, lowered her voice and asked: "Who's that miss, does anyone know?"
"Who cares who that miss is, we're just here to eat melon." Zhang Xiya was totally unconcerned, as a senior member, she wore it like a badge of honor.
Li Zhen found it very hard to comprehend this kind of behavior, "The company cracks down so hard on work conduct, aren't you afraid the discipline department will catch everyone and deduct your performance?"
Zhang Xiya giggled, "We're not afraid, the HR manager and director are in the group..."
Li Zhen: ...... You guys are something!
The 41 year old confirmed bachelorette HR director was meticulous and steady in her work, didn't expect her to also love gossip about handsome men?
The HR manager was in the group too, even more preposterous, he was a gym buff who also loved to watch?
The looks of Lu Yanming and Wu Sheng really were attractive to all men and women, young and old.
Li Zhen sighed: "Looks like you guys don't have enough work, Macro Ocean still isn't competitive enough this year..."
"Do you want to join the group?"
"Do I look like I have nothing to do?"
"Alright, you're missing out on a source of happiness." Zhang Xiya reluctantly turned around, but her sleeve was suddenly grabbed by Li Zhen.
Li Zhen: "Um, cough cough, send me the group link..."
At noon, Li Zhen went to the company cafeteria on the third floor together with Zhang Xiya and the others.
Macro Ocean's benefits had always been great, the employee cafeteria dishes were different everyday, and tasted extremely good, clean and hygienic too.
Lu Yanming and Wang Peng entered the employee cafeteria and sat at a window side seat.
No matter where Lu Yanming went in the company, he would attract people's gaze, especially now with the conspicuous pink thermal lunch box in front of him, drawing even more attention.
This was the breakfast Li Zhen had left a note saying she made for him, put in a thermal lunchbox and left on the dining table.
Lu Yanming had slept in, gotten up too late, and brought it directly to the company without drinking.
After Wang Peng sat down, he kept touching his nose, kept looking at passing employees.
Clearly wanting to say something but hesitating.
"Director Wang, is there....something?" Lu Yanming used paper towels to wipe the cafeteria chopsticks clean, placing them to the side.
"That, Yanming," Wang Peng found it very difficult to bring up, but he was over a decade older than the young man in front of him, if he didn't help the younger generation with this kind of matter, who would be more suitable, "Do you have any personal troubles, things you can't ask others for help with, you can chat with me about them."
"Personal troubles?" Lu Yanming looked confused.
"That is...in that area..." Wang Peng hemmed and hawed.
The whole company was spreading today that Lu Yanming was a five second man. Wang Peng didn't believe it at first, after all Lu Yanming looked like he would be very capable in that area.
But too many people were saying it, he had no choice but to believe.
Lu Yanming nodded in realization, although not understanding why this topic came up suddenly, "I don't have any issues in that area."
He didn't know before whether he was capable or not.
But from Li Zhen's reactions the past two nights...
He should be quite capable.
Extremely capable.
"Yanming, you don't have to put on a brave front before me, I know some remedies, supplements with very good effects." Wang Peng spoke earnestly.
"I'm fine, don't need supplements." Lu Yanming smiled wryly, opening the pink thermal lunchbox with his long slender hands.
The fishy smell of deer tendon soup instantly drifted out.
Wang Peng: ......
Lu Yanming: ......
Wang Peng quickly shifted his gaze, pretending not to have seen it, then took out his phone and forwarded a few links, "Yanming, I'm sending you a few prescriptions, they don't have much effect, just aid sleep."
Young people, still too concerned about face.
Won't say anything when asked directly, but secretly brings supplements.
"Ding ding", Lu Yanming's phone on the table lit up several times, the titles of the links Wang Peng sent were very eye-catching.
【10 days one course of treatment, three courses will make her fall in love with you again】.
【Men never say die, click the link to help you display your male prowess】.
【Don't be afraid, being positive is easy, three tricks to build a real macho man】.
After pondering for two seconds, and connecting Wang Peng's sudden concern, Lu Yanming finally realized the problem was likely there.
He scanned the cafeteria, Li Zhen was happily eating her meal.
Zhang Xiya gnawed on a fried chicken leg, the cafeteria's signature dish, mumbling, "Look, Director Wang is actually accompanying President Lu to eat in the cafeteria."
Wang Peng was nearing retirement age, coming to the company three times a week in the past two years was already considered diligent. But ever since Lu Yanming arrived, he could be seen accompanying Lu Yanming almost everyday.
"You guys look, that pink thermal lunchbox in President Lu's hands clashes so much. Also super cute." Meng Yuanjie leaned his elbows on the table, slowly drinking soup.
Qiao Yi looked back, "You can see clearly from so far away?"
"Can't see clearly, it was sent in the group." Meng Yuanjie opened his phone to a picture, placing it in front of Qiao Yi's eyes.
On it was clearly Lu Yanming's pink thermal lunchbox, and the blatantly exaggerated font: 【Five second confirmation! President Lu is actually drinking deer tendon soup to replenish!】
【Spread the word, President Lu doesn't perform well!】