Chapter 270:
I am really a witch. For a moment, even the steel snake awakened.
When a man is facing a near-death experience, his genetic instinct to keep his offspring will make people call out the big steel snake uncontrollably.
This is enough to show how crisis the situation just now is.
Just a few minutes after getting along with the Fallen Witch, he was already on the verge of death twice.
Wu Chen quickly checked his own data panel in the system, and found that [Weak], [Lastly], [Seriously Injured], [Magic Infestation], [Poisoning], [Kiss of Witch’s Curse], [Dream Engraving] were added to it. There are many debuff effects that can be listed on several pages.
Damn it, Pandora, did you put poison on your tongue?
If you kiss Pandora, I'm afraid it's not going to die directly.
It seems that you must pay special attention to prevent Pandora's tongue from touching her big rock snake.
Wu Chen sighed in his heart.
Obviously Pandora just wants to heal herself, but even her body fluids are absolutely poisonous to other intelligent beings.
It's so pitiful...
Although Wu Chen's situation is extremely bad now, seeing Pandora's innocent expression will only make him want to love this poor innocent girl even more.
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[Today the blade is really good, buy two knives for one copper plate~~?(^?^*)]
Chapter 185 Big Brother Likes to Be Father
"Ahem... Back to the topic, if you have played with the family, what kind of family relationship do you want to simulate? I personally recommend fun couples..."
"dad!!"
Pandora threw herself into Wu Chen's arms again and rubbed.
"puff!"
Wu Chen almost vomited a mouthful of old blood again, but this time it was not because of physical damage, but mental damage.
"Why, why is Dad? I don't think I'm old anymore."
The corner of Wu Chen's mouth twitched slightly.
Why do you like to be a father?
"Because I only have a mom and no dad, and my mom will sometimes behave very lonely. If you are a dad, you can accompany me and my mom, isn't it a good thing!"
"Uh... but in this case, I will become your mother's closest person, not your closest person."
Wu Chen shook his finger.
Cthulhu, your daughter is going to betray her mother, how did you educate?
"Eh! This won't work, the eldest brother is me!"
Pandora hugged Wu Chen, and when she heard that he was going to become the closest friend of others, she started to weep with tears.
This guy is a kid who loves to act like a baby.
But the more pure she is as a child, the more her uncontrollable power will bring disaster to the world.
"So how about playing a couple? You are a wife and I am a husband, to simulate this kind of life."
Wu Chen guided each other step by step.
"It looks like a lot of fun! Play house! If you want to play, you want to play!"
"Woo... But if you imitate the life of a husband and wife, how can you lose a daughter?"
"Uh, actually don't care about the details so much."
Wu Chen didn't expect her thinking in games to be unexpectedly close.
"No! Even if you are playing a game, you must play it seriously! Otherwise, this is the greatest disrespect for the game. Without a daughter."
"It's better to make one now..."
Wait, Ya Die, if I come now, I will definitely die suddenly!
If a beautiful girl who really likes herself comes to ask for love, Wu Chen will definitely not refuse, but Pandora, the evil witch, is absolutely not allowed now!
Give my big steel snake a way out!
"Oh, but I don't know how to make a child. I heard from my mother that it seems to take a long time. I want to start playing games right now..."
Pandora's face was puffed out, with an annoyed expression.
"Right! Since it is a simulation game, my daughter can also simulate it, right? I have a good daughter simulation candidate, come on~~ I will take you to find her!"
Pandora suddenly remembered something, and took Wu Chen's hand towards the room where her friend was kept.
As soon as I entered the house, I was greeted by the extremely huge room and furniture. Being in this huge house is as if I have shrunk in size.
According to the feedback of the system, there can be a dazzling array of hand-made glass covers in the locker on the side of the wall storing many living intelligent lives.
Most of them are demon kings, and a few are strong men in the human world.
"What is this place?"
Wu Chen swallowed and asked.
"This is the friend storeroom. Only those who can hold my blow are qualified to be my friends."
Pandora gave a bright and flawless smile.
"!!!"
Wu Chen quickly swept through many glass covers, and unexpectedly found Silver and Rosa.
Great, I finally found you!
"Since you are friends, why do you use a shield to trap them?"
"This is to protect them. They are still too fragile. If I get a little excited, they may be broken, so protect them."
"And these guys always like to run around when I don't pay attention, so I am angry!"
Pandora said angrily.