Across Marvel: I Lost Iron Man

Chapter 1 Becoming Iron Man



Chapter 1 Becoming Iron Man

In the middle of the night, Ye Qingyang was lying on the bed watching American TV dramas, wearing only a pair of shorts that matched his fart.

Erlang's legs were crossed, and a bottle of iced pineapple beer was still in his hand.

What is playing on the phone is Marvel's pioneering work "Iron Man", which is called "Iron Man" in English.

I was watching Tony the Big Shit show off his company's latest weapon, the super missile, to the military of the beautiful country.

I saw Tony said big shit, "If you wear a wig, please protect your hat"

Then a cruise missile was launched, and then it decomposed into countless small bombs and leveled the mountains tens of kilometers away.

"boom!"

The shock wave of the explosion overwhelmed the military of the beautiful country in an instant, and everyone looked at Tony with surprised eyes.

"Basic operation!"

Damn it, I pretended it for him again.

"Exciting, with the strength of a mortal, you can stand shoulder to shoulder with a god!" Ye Qingyang took a sip of the cold pineapple beer and burped.

"Ding, the god-level selection system is activated, and the binding is successful?"

Suddenly, a message popped up on the phone screen.

"? Could it be an advertisement launched by this pirated platform? One knife 999? No, isn't this pirated video site some kind of Legend of Zhen endorsed by Uncle Da? Brothers come and chop my Legend of Jia." Ye Qingyang muttered to himself, But his fingers couldn't help poking at the query option on the phone screen.

"please choose--"

"1. Choose to continue watching Iron Man [-], and continue to live your ordinary life. Reward: A Sunflower Book, notes, automatic cultivation of exercises rewarded by the system"

"Second, choose to enter the world of Marvel and become Iron Man, reward: super physical fitness like Captain America"

"Three, choose to enter the Marvel world to become a black panther, reward: death after one year"

Hearing this, Ye Qingyang felt a pain in his heart. This is the ghost system. Although he gave himself a choice, what the hell are one and three? One is to automatically become a hermaphrodite, and the other is to automatically die after one year. a fate.

"Do I have any choice, this time I want to be a good person!"

"Choose two, become Iron Man!"

At the very least, he must live like a man, and let him change from a powerless combat scum to a physical fitness like Steve Ross. If the system loses, I earn money!
"boom!"

The phone exploded, and Ye Qingyang's soul got into the phone along the blast wave.

Before he died, Ye Qingyang thought that luckily the phone exploded, and the browser didn’t need to clear the history, but it’s a pity that his set of “ice and ice version” real-life silicone is still on the way to express, and he hoped that the car loaded with this express would also explode Alright.

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Avengers World - Middle World

Who am I and where am I?
Ye Qingyang patted his head and struggled to get up from the ground.

"Mr. Big Shit, run away!" It was the handsome Chinese soldier who drove the car who spoke, but his lines could only go so far.

"boom"

A loud bang.

The soldiers' heads were blown apart by anti-material long-distance and powerful guns like watermelons.

Blood mixed with white brains poured over Ye Qingyang's body like cream.

"Ah-ah-ah-"

Ye Qingyang seemed unable to accept it for a while, and began to scream loudly.

I just bought a house with a loan!
damned!
I just went on a blind date with the pretty little nurse who didn't even hold hands!

damned!
I just applied for a civil servant!

. . . . . .

It all happened so suddenly, just now I was lying on the bed watching a big piece of shit pretending to be B, and the next moment some god-level selection system sent me to the battlefield of the armed organization in the middle of the world thousands of miles away.

"Mr. Tony Stark, get out of the car, we are surrounded!" A beautiful soldier shouted loudly, knocking on the window of the military vehicle.

Ye Qingyang also came back to his senses at this moment, but Tony, who had been hollowed out by alcohol, turned into a soft-legged shrimp. He opened the car door tremblingly and got out of the military vehicle, and followed this beautiful soldier to the back of the convoy desperately. run.

Surrounded by bombs exploding continuously, a few small stones flew past his cheeks, leaving bloodstains on his face, but Ye Qingyang couldn't feel the pain, he only hated Tony's big shit Mom didn't give him two extra legs.

Suddenly, he remembered that if Tony Shi Dake continued to escape, he would be blown up by a cannonball with Stark Industries printed on it, causing Stark's heart to be replaced with a small ark energy body.

He didn't want to bear the risk of being corroded by the palladium element every day. After all, equipment was precious and the price of life was higher. He wanted to live a few more years.

But if you don’t run away, you will be caught in their cave by armed organization personnel, and then you will be forced to develop weapons for them. In the end, the captured scientist Ethan sacrificed his life to escape. .

He didn't think that he could develop the Mark [-] armor like Tony the Big Shit, the engineering man. Without this armor, even ten Ethans would be useless.

"Ding, it is detected that the host is in a dilemma"

"please choose"

"Option 11: continue to escape, drive the host's No. [-] bus forward at high speed, reward: be blown into the sky by Stark's missile"

"Option 47: Waiting for the members of the armed organization to discover Stark, reward: an AK[-] with unlimited bullets"

"Option [-]: Voluntarily surrender to the members of the armed organization and enter the lair of the members of the armed organization, reward: a pair of Mark II armor (issued after entering the lair of the members of the armed organization)"

Damn, do you still have to choose? I am a beautiful citizen of Tony with a big shit.

Even in the face of severe torture from the enemy, I will not make a decision against my ancestors!
So I choose to surrender to the armed group!
Haha, it smells so good!
Ye Qingyang, who was unarmed, took off his white shirt, picked up a wooden stick in his hand, and started waving it.

"Don't fight! Stop fighting! I surrender—I surrender!" Ye Qingyang shouted with all his strength, fearing that the hostile armed organization personnel would not hear him.

When the gunshots and cannons stopped, Ye Qingyang felt that his ears could no longer hear any sound, and his whole head was buzzing.

Several members of the armed group, dressed in national costumes and with heads wrapped like rice dumplings, surrounded them with AK47s and pointed at Ye Qingyang, who was shirtless.

"Fuck, laugh at your sister, haven't you seen a handsome guy?" Ye Qingyang whispered national curses, but his expression was submissive

"Iam tony big shit"

Immediately, the members of the armed organization cheered for a while.

The purpose of their trip is to capture Tony Stark, the heir to Stark Industries.

In the meantime, a person from an armed organization babbled a lot into the walkie-talkie, then ignored Ye Qingyang's protest, and put a black hood directly on his head.

(End of this chapter)


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