Chapter 697: Fighting Yourself!
In the Void.
A bone sword suddenly appeared, swiftly slicing to the side.
A figure flew out.
The tall man reappeared above the wheat waves.
"Thinking carefully, I've already escaped two identical spells now... but they haven't disappeared..."
He revealed a malicious smile and lightly descended.
On the ground.
A Qilin lay flat, unmoving.
Beside the Qilin, there were long lines of human text:
"Please read this disclaimer before using this Qilin."
"In order to maintain public order and protect public property, we collectively advocate not to damage any dolls or mannequins."
Hundreds of meters of small print followed.
The tall man glanced casually at the Qilin and immediately realized it was fake.
"Do you really think I'd fall for it, continue breaking things here so you can waste time?"
"No... I'm not an idiot, and I won't allow you to treat me as one."
After speaking, he thrust the bone sword into the ground, set up a stance, clasped his hands together, and suddenly laughed aloud:
"Hahahahaha, you can't imagine, the situation you painstakingly created is nothing but a joke to me."
"Actually, I'm just curious about your magic."
"But now I've lost interest."
"Being able to fight me for so long, you have the honor to see me perform this spell—"
"Initial·Ayiel Operation."
An invisible wave radiated from him.
In the next instant.
"How is it? Dying in your own spell, isn't it interesting? But your combat level is quite high, perhaps you won't die, then—"
The tall man pinched his hand into a strange shape, murmuring:
"Extinct·Pang Pei Blazing Error."
As the words fell.
Suddenly, a dark purple lightning streaked across the sky.
Thunder erupted.
Drop by drop of black rain fell.
The entire world was drenched in black rain.
As if recalling something, the tall man glanced back at the Qilin lying on the ground.
—Perhaps he did it to prove that he wasn't an idiot, or had already performed the responsive magic, unwilling to be dragged into a Death World again.
In any case—
All the rainwater instantly avoided the Qilin.
Even as it flowed on the ground, it no longer approached the Qilin at all.
The tall man coldly said:
"If you die in your own spell, then you're dead."
"If you manage to come back, then the black rain of the entire world will cause your transformation."
After speaking, he yawned, walking through the black rain back into the depths of the wheat waves, lying on the ground motionless.
Only to see his flesh and blood dissipate, leaving just a skeleton lying there.
The whole world flashed with lightning and thunder.
The rain poured down.
...
On the other side.
Wu Xiaode suddenly appeared in a Netherworld.
The Evil Spirit Book quietly opened, revealing lines of bronze small characters:
"First record of this book for the Evil Transformation Skill:"
"Initial·Ayiel Operation."
"You have been hit by this spell."
"Effect:"
"The 'Evil Spirit Evil Skill·Fetus Concealed Confusion' you cast has undergone a transformation and reversed, targeting you who cast this spell as the attack target."
"You must face your most powerful magic."
"Emphasizing again:"
"Your spell has transformed and is about to attack you!"
Wu Xiaode silently read the lines of battle prompts, couldn't help but softly say:
"What astonishing power this is, even the Evil Spirit Skill can be reversed, no wonder..."
Wonder what?
No wonder even the Holy Ones have established iron rules, requiring powerful anomalies to go to the front line.
Because the enemy is truly too abnormal!
Wu Xiaode was pondering, suddenly saw in the depths of the darkness, a procession of marriage guests slowly approaching.
It's his own spell!
In the next instant.
Wu Xiaode released that Void Glittering Fish Pearl without hesitation.
"Go, at the fastest speed, get away from those people!"
He jumped on the fish's back and shouted loudly.
The Void Glittering Fish Pearl instantly turned into a streak, crazily shuttling away into the distance.
After flying for about an hour.
The Void Glittering Fish Pearl could fly no longer.
Wu Xiaode recalled the fish and looked around.
Only to see it was still a dark desolate field, with only a winding path in front.
In the next second.
The sound of suona started.
The marriage procession appeared once more at the end of the road, slowly approaching.
Wu Xiaode showed a determined expression.
—The Void Glittering Fish Pearl had already dragged on for an hour.
He only needed to keep stalling to achieve his original strategic purpose!
Amidst the music and drums, the procession finally arrived before Wu Xiaode.
This time.
They all stopped, collectively gazing at Wu Xiaode.
Wu Xiaode crossed his arms and said:
"What do you want?"
A sedan carrier said expressionlessly:
"That's right, we have brought your bride for you."
Another sedan bearer said, "Please board the sedan and converse with the bride."
"I cannot board the sedan," Wu Xiaode replied.
"Are you abandoning her after beginning an affair?" the bearer asked.
From within the bright red sedan came waves of eerie sobbing, as if foreshadowing some horrific conclusion.
This magic has turned evil.
Who knows what might happen.
But Wu Xiaode had a vague intuition, he must not give the other a chance to explode in rage.
—Moreover, the bright red sedan was the core point of the entire magic, it must not be provoked into eruption!
"No, you see—"
Wu Xiaode waved his hand, pointing to another direction, and casually cast a spell.
Once again, it was Evil Spirit Evil Skill: Fetus Concealed Confusion!
The next moment.
Another wedding procession slowly approached from another direction on the winding path.
"LOOK, that's my main wife— I need to marry her first before I can marry the minor wife."
Wu Xiaode said rightfully.
As he spoke, that wedding procession had come before Wu Xiaode, and a sweet female voice came from the bright red sedan:
"Husband."
Wu Xiaode responded, "Ah, my dear, I'll marry you first. First, let's have the family and friends perform the wedding march in chorus, 36 times in a row, let's go—"
The sedan bearers began to sing in unison.
Wu Xiaode folded his arms, nodding slightly.
His goal was not to contest victory or defeat with the other side.
—He just needed to hold on for one day to complete the mission and gain some Evil Spirit Power!
Once he stayed on the frontline long enough, he might even get teleported back!
Returning back would be safe!
So just delay for as long as possible!
"Stop!"
A sharp shout came from the bright red sedan beside him.
All singing was interrupted.
A soft female voice emerged from the sedan:
"Why is she the main wife, and I'm the minor wife?"
Why?
He definitely couldn't say anything that would offend a woman.
But the other party's volatile emotions were rising, seemingly ready to act at any moment.
He had to find a way for it to vent!
"Her team won the championship in the Netherworld Basketball 3-on-3 Bull skill competition. Only champions can be my main wife and possess me first."
Wu Xiaode said calmly.
The world was silent for a few seconds.
The female voice spoke again:
"You're saying— champions can immediately marry you?"
"Exactly." Wu Xiaode replied.
A sudden change occurred—
The evil-turned sedan bearers and the bright red sedan transformed into mist, directly covering Wu Xiaode's magically conjured sedan bearers and the bright red sedan.
They seemed to directly occupy the other's body and place.
A line of prompt rune immediately appeared on the Evil Spirit Book:
"Your magic has been extinguished."
The female voice sounded again:
"Now that the champion no longer exists, you can marry me."
Wu Xiaode was slightly dazed.
He thought he could delay a bit longer—
Evil magic is truly violent!
"Wait a moment." Wu Xiaode said.
He pointed to the end of the road.
—Fetus Concealed Confusion, activated again!
At the end of the dark road, another bridal procession slowly approached.
"Please wait, I'll marry the second wife first, then immediately marry you."
Wu Xiaode explained sincerely.
The soft female voice asked again:
"Why is she the second wife, and I'm the minor wife?"
Wu Xiaode explained, "Because her team won the second place in the Netherworld Basketball 3-on-3 Bull skill competition. Only the champions and runners-up can be my main and second wives, and possess me first."
Just as the words fell.
The evil-turned wedding procession immediately turned into howling mist and rushed towards that team at the end of the road.
That team reacted quickly, immediately turning around and running.
They chased and fled, quickly disappearing in the desolate Death Wilderness.
Only Wu Xiaode was left standing there.
He moved his neck a little and felt somewhat tired.
"Making it this complicated... Who knows if I can last for 24 hours."
Though he grumbled, he still brushed the ring, releasing tables and chairs, setting out various items to restore soul power and stamina.
"This battle is quite intense... I need to take care of my health, can't let myself get exhausted."
He thought to himself while silently eating.
After finishing eating, he pulled out a bed made of gold bricks and lay down to sleep for half an hour—
Soon, the sound of music playing reached his ears again.
—The evil-turned wedding procession had returned!
Wu Xiaode yawned, pressed his sleep mask, and mumbled:
"Third wife..."
Fetus Concealing Secret Method, activated!
At the end of the winding path, another wedding procession appeared!
This time the procession seemed to have learned its lesson, as soon as it appeared, the suona barely played a note before everyone dropped their instruments and turned to run.
The evil-turned procession immediately turned into mist and chased after them.
Time.
Slowly passed by.
At a certain moment, a line of bronze text quietly emerged:
"Your tribulation: Dragon Snake mayhem has assimilated all human skills, and those from Jade Slip Mountain, creating an incredible transformation."