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With the heart of being an uncle, after Gwen left, Murphy patted the little spider who was still lying on the shoulder, and said, "Boy, when you pick a girl, you don't have to spoil her. , Sometimes, it is necessary to press down her proud head, understand?"
The little spider looked down at his crotch, and a flash of light flashed in his mind: "Is it the kneeling one?"
Murphy: "..."
Damn, what are you doing with my uncle behind your back, you little bastard?
Murphy's scrutinized eyes looked a little hairy, and the little spider hurriedly explained: "It's Ned, he told me this, I didn't know it before!"
It turns out that Murphy nodded. After all, he is his own aunt and nephew. Murphy still has a certain understanding of Little Spider.
"Boy, you are lucky, you have met a very good girl! Listen to my brother, hurry up and confess to her, you will be able to take her down immediately! Don't look at my brother is only 18 years old now, but my brother has lived for 25 years, a pair of tricks Zi Liang is very bright, I can see that she likes you too! Trust me, that's right! If you confess to her but your eyes are successful, I will deduct my tricks and pay you!" Mo Fei said earnestly. Patted the little spider on the back.
Uncle can only help you here, can't teach you how to bridal chamber?
Gwen likes me too?
Listening to Murphy's words, the little spider felt dizzy. Does Gwen really like me too?
is that true?
From time to time, the little spider glanced at Gwen in front of him with small eyes, but there was not a single eye contact.
He glanced at Murphy again.
Murphy was biting at Mikaela's ears again, with a ragged smile on his face, and his hands were not honestly moving around, causing Mikaela's coquettish anger.
The little spider sighed, the drought died of drought, the flood died of waterlogging, what kind of world is this!
And what does he mean when he says he is only 18 years old, but he has lived another 25 years?
This is impossible and completely inconsistent with biological common sense!
The little spider began to use his solid biological knowledge to analyze a person who was 18 years old and lived for 25 years. Is it really possible?
"Uncle, why are you talking so much to Peter Parker?" Mikaela asked curiously.
"Well, I have a little relationship with him." Murphy explained.
"Is it the kind of cousin cousin?"
"It's the kind of uncle and nephew." Murphy rarely said without Zhangkou: "But the blood relationship between the two sides is already far away, but after all, there is such a relationship, so I will mention him."
"Uncle and nephew?" I don't know why Mikaela feels like she has suffered a big loss!
Chapter 63: This Thing Is Destined For
When Murphy and Mikaela were tired, what a torment there was in the heart of a teenager in the class!
Sam Witwich, a very inconspicuous little guy in this class, like the previous little spider, is the joke of the whole class, the kind of person Thompson often hangs and beats.
However, a toad that does not want to eat swan meat is not a good toad.
Sam is clearly a good toad.
From the first personal introduction in high school, he took Mikaela, one of the school beauties, as his goddess, and swore that he would chase after her as his girlfriend!
Although my family is poor and I am ugly, I have a heart that loves you!
Although I don't have a car, even though I don't have a house, I'm horny!
It's a pity that the school girl Mikaela is very vigilant and indifferent to men, but how many times Sam has confessed, and every time he gets it - you are a good person, but I'm sorry, we are not suitable!
However, Mikaela did not accept his pursuit, and has never accepted the pursuit of any boy.
This gave Sam a lot of comfort. After all, he still had a chance. Although his hope was not so great, it was better than nothing!
But he didn't expect that Mikaela suddenly brought her boyfriend to the school, which was very disturbing!
Sam feels like his heart is bleeding!
Mikaela, what's so good about that man, for you to choose him as your boyfriend?
Comparing looks... He looked at Murphy's looks, and then felt that comparing appearances was superficial. What a man really compares should be connotation.
A man is all about getting good grades, going to a good university, finding a good job, and giving his girlfriend a good life.
Then he and Murphy compared their knowledge... He remembered the geometric math problem that Murphy solved by three, five and two, and then thought what was the use of learning?Useless is a scholar!Is it rare for him to be a nerd like Peter Parker?
A real man should have a very strong force value, give his girlfriend a strong sense of security, and can protect her well!
By force...Sam glanced at Thompson on the other side where Murphy slapped Thompson...
Forget it, why am I, Sam, comparing this to him, I am me, different fireworks!
Anyway, I am Sam is more suitable to be Mikaela's boyfriend than that kid!
Do not accept rebuttal!
"Sam, now it's your turn to do your family history report." A middle-aged teacher with golden glasses leaned on the window on the left side of the classroom, gave the podium to Sam, who is a good toad, and gestured with a hand. .
"Ok!" Sam stood on the podium and poured out a lot of things from his backpack, tattered, like garbage: "sorry, I brought a lot of things."
Sam, who has always been a fool, undoubtedly caused the whole class to laugh.
A student also used a rubber band to flick a ball of waste paper onto Sam's body.
"As for my family history report, I'm going to talk about my great-great-grandfather, who was a very famous captain in the Age of Navigation, Captain Archibald Witwich, a well-known explorer at that time, he was the world's first The man who set foot on the North Pole! In 1897, he led 41 brave sailors to the North Pole..."
Murphy looked at Sam, who was an idiot on the podium, and at Mikaela, frowned slightly, took out his phone, and started searching on eBay—Mr. Heartthrob 217.
Well, it seems that he did guess right, and he didn't even change the introductory word for glasses.
"This sextant, at $50, is a great value!"
After a brief introduction to his great-great-grandfather's seafaring history, Sam started peddling things.
Because Sam's father promised to buy him a car on the condition that he get 2 A's on his homework and a limit of $4000.
If Sam wants to buy a better car, he has to pay for it himself, so he needs to save up a car fund.
He thought about it all, and when he bought the first car in his life, he invited Mikaela and took Mikaela for a drive in the wild.
Even if Mikaela is Murphy's girlfriend now, in Sam's view, as long as the hoe is good, there is no corner that can't be digged!
"Humph!" Sam looked at Murphy who was hugging Mikaela, and said with disdain: "What if you are handsome? What if you have good grades? What if you can play? Do you have a car?"
He has been coveting Mikaela for a long time, but he has studied Mikaela for a long time, and he knows how obsessed Mikaela is with cars!
He thought that as long as he could get the first car in his life, then it would be easy and logical to get Mikaela.
But Sam thought it a little easier. Everything he brought out would make the whole class laugh, and no one would bid for it, because no student would be interested in these things.
"This is the coolest thing. It's my great-grandfather's glasses. It has witnessed my great-grandfather's magnificent life. It is very commemorative and historical. It only costs $200."
"$200, I'll take it." Murphy put his arms around Mikaela's sexy slender waist and raised his hand lazily.
"This classmate is very discerning..." Seeing someone bidding, Sam immediately became energetic, but after seeing Murphy as a rival in love... he became even more excited.
I am selling these things today, Sam, just to buy a car, and then dig into your corner, I didn't expect you to be an idiot who would even offer to buy your own things.
Then I, Sam, can take the money you gave and come to soak your horse!
Big fool!
Haha, this is the coolest thing in the world!
I'm Sam, Murphy, in a hat!
At this moment, when he saw the top of Murphy's head, he felt that it was green and faint.
It is also fortunate that Murphy does not have the ability to read minds now, and does not know what Sam is thinking, otherwise he will definitely hold his feet, hang his head in the toilet, and let him wake up - wake up, the foreman calls you to move. Brick up!
"Why are you buying these antiques?" Mikay tugged at Murphy's shoulder and said helplessly, "It's all just rubbish, a waste of money!"
"What kind of money is this, it's just scum! Don't you know your boyfriend only made $125 million not long ago?" Murphy smiled lightly.
Michaela: "..."
I often don't fit in with you guys because I don't have enough money!
Can money be wasted like this?
"And..." Murphy meaningfully looked at Sam, who was smirking like a fool above: "I feel that this thing is destined for me!"
To be able to buy this pair of glasses, let alone $200, even if it costs $200 billion, Murphy thinks it's worth it!
After all, with the technology in Cybertron’s hands, it’s a little bit leaking out of the nails to create a technology company bigger than Google and Apple, isn’t it difficult?
Chapter 64: I'm in love with a wild horse
Murphy and Mikaela left the school, but Murphy didn't notice that when he was leaving the school, he happened to be passing a battered yellow Chevy with black racing stripes.
"Sam sold his glasses... keep up? Or not?"
The Chevrolet's engine was roaring, and he was a little hesitant, staring at Sam and Murphy Mikaela who were walking on both sides.
But in the end the tattered Chevrolet decided to follow behind Murphy.
If a car without a driver suddenly starts, if a person passing by will be frightened and almost have a heart attack, there is no concept of intelligent driving.
But at the moment the car was started, one could see from the outside that there was actually an unremarkable driver.
But when you look inside, you will find that there is no one inside.
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When the middle-aged uncles in the Mo's Medical Center became more and more blocked, he finally started shamelessly.
With a coy face, his hands were twisting the corners of his clothes, and he looked at Ming Di with Ai Ai: "Little sister...you guys, do you have that kind of pills here?"
Mindy expressionlessly gave him a powerful pill!
With all the uncles asking her for Dali Pills in such a disgusting manner and tone, while giving them the medicine with a blank face, Mingdi secretly swore in his heart—Brother, if you dare to leave me alone in the store again If you sell these things here, I will die with you!
I, Mindy, are super fierce!
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"Dang! Dang!"