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■​♦ Topic: What's going on with the Quarantine Zone?

In: Boards ► Places ► Australia ► New South Whales

DingoDinner (Original Poster)

Posted On Mar 20th 2011:

So anyone hear something on what's going on? I'm maybe an hour north of Canberra and I've been seeing a lot of MPA activity, like ministry trucks and capes coming in all morning.

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►MechaShark420 (Not A Tinker)

Replied On Mar 20th 2011:

Yeah mate, I'm down south of the city and it's been buzzing with activity too. Reckon something big is happening.

►KawaiiYandereWaifu

Replied On Mar 20th 2011:

Oooh are they finally gonna clear out all those creepy Simurgh victims? About time if you ask me! (● ́⌓`●)

►dankMemelordx (Often Warned, Never Banned)

Replied On Mar 20th 2011:

Pfft more like the gov is staging something to fuck us over again. Don't believe their lies sheeple!

►SePhIrOtH

Replied On Mar 20th 2011:

Me and a few boys have been trying to get a peak inside the zone for a while, but the ministry has all the good vantage points locked down. Haven't seen much progress on the dome though, I think they stopped.

►DarkMasetr1337

Replied On Mar 20th 2011:

My brother works for the ADVP and mentioned they've got some big operation planned. No idea what though.

►WaaaaghBoss (Veteran Member)

Replied On Mar 20th 2011:

\@SePhIrOtH: Wait really? I haven't heard anything about that! Hell I just heard the telly giving a progress update on it!

►MechaShark420 (Not A Tinker)

Replied On Mar 20th 2011:

@DarkMasetr1337: For real? Reckon your bro could sneak us some deets? Dying to know what's going down!

►dankMemelordx (Often Warned, Never Banned)

Replied On Mar 20th 2011:

Pfft don't trust government glowies! Wake up Aussies!

►BDE45 (Banned)

Replied On Mar 20th 2011:

How to get bitches with one simple trick: [link removed by WombatMan]

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​■​♦ Topic: What's going on with the Quarantine Zone?

In: Boards ► Places ► Australia ► New South Whales

DingoDinner (Original Poster)

Posted On Mar 20th 2011:

So anyone hear something on what's going on? I'm maybe an hour north of Canberra and I've been seeing a lot of MPA activity, like ministry trucks and capes coming in all morning.

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►MechaShark420 (Not A Tinker)

Replied On Mar 20th 2011:

Holy shit guys, whole fam just got dragged out of bed by army dudes evacuating everyone! They're saying some kind of emergency but won't tell us what!

►dankMemelordx (Often Warned, Never Banned)

Replied On Mar 20th 2011:

LMAO nice try but we know this is just more fearmongering by the government. Stop spreading lies dude.

►DarkMasetr1337

Replied On Mar 20th 2011:

WTF bro you serious? This sounds bad, stay safe! What's happening over there?? Bro isn't answering my texts!

►KawaiiYandereWaifu

Replied On Mar 20th 2011:

Eeh! You know how many figurines I'd have to pack?? ψ(▼へ▼メ)~→

►SePhIrOtH

Replied On Mar 20th 2011:

Can confirm military is evacuating civilians in my area too. Grab your bug-out bags if you're nearby!

►DingoDinner (Original Poster)

Replied On Mar 20th 2011:

Holy crap, thanks for the warning! I'm packing up now, hopefully I can get out ahead of whatever's going down.

►KawaiiYandereWaifu

Replied On Mar 20th 2011:

I'm not evacuating without my anime figurine collection (>_<)

►DarkMasetr1337

Replied On Mar 20th 2011:

Kawaii are you mental? Get out of there! Who cares about your bloody figurines??

►dankMemelordx (Often Warned, Never Banned)

Replied On Mar 20th 2011:

Fake news! This is just a plot by the government to control us! I'm not falling for it.

►SePhIrOtH

Replied On Mar 20th 2011:

@DarkMasetr1337: You seriously asking if the "KawaiiYandereWaifu" is mental?

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​■​♦ Topic: What's going on with the Quarantine Zone?

In: Boards ► Places ► Australia ► New South Whales

DingoDinner (Original Poster)

Posted On Mar 20th 2011:

So anyone hear something on what's going on? I'm maybe an hour north of Canberra and I've been seeing a lot of MPA activity, like ministry trucks and capes coming in all morning.

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►KawaiiYandereWaifu

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

OMG!OMG!OMG! Thers monsters outside my house! [img link] ヽ(д`ヽ)｡｡

►MechaShark420 (Not A Tinker)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

Crikey, those things look nasty! Grab your shit and make a run for it!

►dankMemelordx (Often Warned, Never Banned)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

Obvious Photoshop is obvious. You can't fool me with these fake monsters!

►KawaiiYandereWaifu

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

Kyaaaaa they're everywhere! I'm hiding in the closet hugging my dakimakura. Tell my husbando I love him (>_<)

►DingoDinner (Original Poster)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

Damn, stay safe everyone still in the area! Keep us updated if you can. I have a bad feeling this is only the beginning…

►dankMemelordx (Often Warned, Never Banned)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

More lies and wait...

@KawaiiYandereWaifu is MARRIED?

►Asuka8=D

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

@dankMemelordx: Of course she's married! Kawaii is a super sweet and lovely girl! We chat all the time!

►WaaaaghBoss (Veteran Member)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

Oi, those freaky monsters look like bloody Tyranids from that old Aleph game.

►MechaShark420 (Not A Tinker)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

Oi I think I played that game! Bloody brilliant, wish Blizzard hadn't gone under before they made another.

►dankMemelordx (Often Warned, Never Banned)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

Nerd alert! Only losers care about fictional monsters from lame games. These are clearly government experiments!

@Asuka8=D: Does her 'husbando' KNOW they're married?

Actually you know what? I'm not even going to touch that.

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​■​♦ Topic: What's going on with the Quarantine Zone?

In: Boards ► Places ► Australia ► New South Whales

DingoDinner (Original Poster)

Posted On Mar 20th 2011:

So anyone hear something on what's going on? I'm maybe an hour north of Canberra and I've been seeing a lot of MPA activity, like ministry trucks and capes coming in all morning.

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►6ShroomBoss9

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

Oi check out this article, some journo snuck into Canberra and got intel on the monsters! Calls them "Zerlings". [link]

►MechaShark420 (Not A Tinker)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

$10 for a bloody article? Yeah nah mate, give us the highlights!

►HektorVektor (Banned)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

Read it free here! [link removed by WombatMan]

►BloodRevan

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

@HektorVector: Oh my god why would you post that? Nobody click the link, seriously ba dshit!

►WaaaaghBoss (Veteran Member)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

Fine I'll take one for the team. Brb.

►SePhIrOtH

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

\@BloodRevan: Links dead. What was it?

►BloodRevan

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

\@SePhIrOtH: CUI shock site. I'm probably on a list now.

►WaaaaghBoss (Veteran Member)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

Saying the article is rushed would be understating it, think they skipped editing to be the first ones to print.

- Canberra completely overgrown by some sorta mushroom.

- Monsters everywhere, dog sized ones are supposedly called Zerglings? It's a bit unclear.

- Survivors from the Simurgh attack might be coexisting with them?

The whole thing gets a bit incoherent, I think the writers cameraman or brother or maybe lover got nommed? Possibly by a little kid.

Worst $10 I ever spent. Would not recommend.

►DingoDinner (Original Poster)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

The city of Simurgh bombs is co-existing with these monsters? I'm really glad we listened and got the hell out when they told us to evacuate.

►MechaShark420 (Not A Tinker)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

I shilled out for the article too. It's shit. Nice pictures though. Cameraman had some talent for composition. RIP. Here's a decent close up of one of the monsters. [link]

It really does look like something out of Warhammer. Think I might mention leaving the country to my ol' man, just in case. Antarctica sounds nice.

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​■​♦ Topic: What's going on with the Quarantine Zone?

In: Boards ► Places ► Australia ► New South Whales

DingoDinner (Original Poster)

Posted On Mar 20th 2011:

So anyone hear something on what's going on? I'm maybe an hour north of Canberra and I've been seeing a lot of MPA activity, like ministry trucks and capes coming in all morning.

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►KawaiiYandereWaifu

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

Oh god they just ripped my neighbor apart! He came out screaming with a cricket bat but they overwhelmed him in seconds! I could hear his screams while they ate him! There's blood everywhere. I'm sobbing and clutching my dakimakura, praying they don't break in to get me next! (/ω)

►6ShroomBoss9

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

Bloody hell, that's brutal!

►BloodRevan

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

Those Zerglings sound nasty! Good thing I'm far away in Sydney!

►Asuka8=D

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

Kawaii just barricade yourself in and keep quiet! Don't let them sense you. Stay strong!

►WaaaaghBoss (Veteran Member)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

\@BloodRevan: Sydney? Do we need a 'Verified Atlantean' tag for you?

Isn't the ADVP supposed to handle this kind of shit? Or is that more a Crisis response and disaster management sort of thing?

►@bominationRex (Banned)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

Haha suck it losers! Glad I got out when I could, have fun becoming monster chow!

►KhornOnTheKhob (Banned)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

This carnage pleases the blood god! Let the streets run red with blood! Skulls for the skull throne!

►MechaShark420 (Not A Tinker)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

@KhornOnTheKhob: Mate don't even fucking joke about that!

►WaaaaghBoss (Veteran Member)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

@KhornOnTheKhob: Seriously! I'd an hero if I thought that game was real! Too grimdark 4 me.

►Lord666 (Banned)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

Fools, the beasts are just cleansing the weak. Let them feed and grow strong!

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​■​♦ Topic: What's going on with the Quarantine Zone?

In: Boards ► Places ► Australia ► New South Whales

DingoDinner (Original Poster)

Posted On Mar 20th 2011:

So anyone hear something on what's going on? I'm maybe an hour north of Canberra and I've been seeing a lot of MPA activity, like ministry trucks and capes coming in all morning.

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►BloodRevan

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

Oh great, the craziesare here, and I don't mean memelord. Are the jannies asleep again?

►WombatMan (Moderator) (The Guy in the Know)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

\@BloodRevan: No we're not.

Attention everyone: Remain calm and stay inside if you're still in the affected areas. An official announcement will be made shortly. Do NOT engage or provoke the creatures - let the heroes handle it.

Banning @Lord666, @bominationRex, and @KhorneOnTheKhob for glorifying murder. This is a serious situation, have some respect.

►Asuka8=D

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

You hear that @KawaiiYandereWaifu? Help is coming, just hang in there!

►DingoDinner (Original Poster)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

@WaaaaghBoss, @MechaShark420: I'm kind of curious about this game you guys keep talking about now. Got a link for more info?

►<3Feet (Banned)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

@KawaiiYandereWaifu: hy gurl ima cape. I cn sav yuu rite now if yuu snd me nuds

►6ShroomBoss9

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

@WombatMan: Just what IS the 'affected area'?

►dankMemelordx (Often Warned, Never Banned)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

@6ShroomBoss9: Good luck getting a straight answr from a glowie! None of the mods here are real anyws, just ascript designed to enforce lies!

►MechaShark420 (Not A Tinker)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

@DingoDinner: Naw mate, it's been years since I played it. Sry.

►WaaaaghBoss (Veteran Member)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

@dankMemelordx: I don't think a 'script' can do that. Besides I've met Wombat IRL a few years ago.

@DingoDinner: You can grab a copy for download [link removed by WombatMan]. Be warned, it's dated. The players manual gives the best look at the units.

►WombatMan (Moderator) (The Guy in the Know)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

@WaaaaghBoss: Piracy is still against the rules. I'll let you off with a warning this time due to the unique situation.

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​■​♦ Topic: What's going on with the Quarantine Zone?

In: Boards ► Places ► Australia ► New South Whales

DingoDinner (Original Poster)

Posted On Mar 20th 2011:

So anyone hear something on what's going on? I'm maybe an hour north of Canberra and I've been seeing a lot of MPA activity, like ministry trucks and capes coming in all morning.

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►dankMemelordx (Often Warned, Never Banned)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

!omg favoritism much?

►WaaaaghBoss (Veteran Member)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

@WombatMan: Wait, does copyright even apply across worlds? Besides I think the games considered abandonware even in Aleph...?

Fine, @DingoDinner: [Here]'s excerpts from the players manual that shows the Tyranid faction. It's not so much the actual appearance, its more the general feel you know? Thank god these creatures don't have living guns like the Tyranids do.

►KawaiiYandereWaifu

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

@<3Feet: Eww no! Only my Husbando can see those!

I think they're gone now? I can't here anything outside...

►SePhIrOtH

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

@KawaiiYandereWaifu: THATS what you take exception to in that spam post?

►DarkMasetr1337

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

Hey, anyone got a name for these monsters yet?

\@SePhIrOtH: She's a very dedicated kind of gal...?

@KawaiiYandereWaifu: Do NOT go out and check! I've seen enough horror movies to know how that ends.

Edit: I mean the whole bunch of em, not just the jumpy dog sized ones.

►Asuka8=D

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

@KawaiiYandereWaifu: What DarkMaster said! You gotta stay safe for you Husbando!

►MechaShark420 (Not A Tinker)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

@DarkMasetr1337: Tyranids?

►WaaaaghBoss (Veteran Member)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

@MechaShark420: Oh hell no!

►BloodRevan

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

Who made them anyways? Are they something the Simurgh made and left behind? Ir is there a rogue tinker running around making monsters? How many are there anyways?

►6ShroomBoss9

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

\@BloodRevan: Is there a difference?

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​■​♦ Topic: What's going on with the Quarantine Zone?

In: Boards ► Places ► Australia ► New South Whales

DingoDinner (Original Poster)

Posted On Mar 20th 2011:

So anyone hear something on what's going on? I'm maybe an hour north of Canberra and I've been seeing a lot of MPA activity, like ministry trucks and capes coming in all morning.

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►WombatMan (Moderator) (The Guy in the Know)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

Official statement [Here]

Since I know some of you won't even open the link, I'm looking at you dankMeme, here's the bullet points.

- High level Tinker with high possibility of Master. Goes by Abzu.

- Organisms are not traditionally self replicating. Yet. They have the bits but are effectively sterile. Don't make me get the banhammer again.

- Multiple variants are identified.

- The cause of the sudden swarming behaviour is unknown, but seems to have stopped.

- [Here] is a few maps of the rough area considered occupied. Work on re-implementing a perimeter is under way. For your own safety please avoid the area marked. This is a fluid situation. Expect the exact perimeter to fluctuate.

- No official terminology has been decided on. Canberra Organisms or Canberra Swarm seem promising.

►dankMemelordx (Often Warned, Never Banned)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

If the jumpy ones are Zerglings, can we just call the entire set the Zerg? Oh, or we can name them after their true creator Gillard! They probably broke out of a government lab anyways! This whole Abzu story is just a cover up to hide how the Simurgh crashed her governments plans for bio-tinkered super soldiers!

►Asuka8=D

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

Wait, is that a decent idea from dank? The first one I mean, 'Zerg'.

►KawaiiYandereWaifu

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

I'm getting hungry and thirsty in here... think it's safe to sneak to the kitchen? (￣﹃￣)

Need to check on my figurines too. I wish my Husbando was here…

►DingoDinner (Original Poster)

Replied On Mar 21st 2011:

@KawaiiYandereWaifu: I did some rough math from the maps, that occupied area covers around 20,000 square kilometres! There's no way they have the numbers to actively control all of that.

I mean you should be safe to get food and stuff, just stay alert and be ready to hide quick!

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Emily Piggot doesn't like the way Assault's mouth is twitching as he enters her office. She likes it even less since they don't have any meeting scheduled today. Even if they did, she has a rule of setting any meetings with particular members of the Protectorate for later in the day. Much later. Preferably last thing before leaving the office.

Still, he's here. Might as well get it over with. "What is it Assault?"

"Well I was just strolling around the far corners of PHO while waiting for the coffee machine… you wouldn't believe some of the interesting things people say over in the overseas boards."

"If you ran acros ssome Gesellschaft rejects bragging about how they're going to ship more of their capes here, forward it to one of the thinktanks. I don't want to hear about it unless you have the travel itinerary. Or at least a date."

She really doesn't like the way his mouth twitches again. " See, I've got good news and bad news…" He drifts off, giving her a chance to speak. Emily refuses to play his game, and just glares at him silently, urging him to get on with it. "Ahh fine. The good news is… The giant swarm of biotinkered creatures that broke out of containment in Australia, is in fact in Australia, and hence not our problem!"

The edges of Piggots sight goes a bit dim, and the screams of her fellow troopers at Elisburg echo in her ears like ghosts. "Is the… bad news that… A giant swarm of biotinkered creatures… broke out of containment in Australia?" Her tongue feels heavy and swollen in her mouth, her visions tunneling onto Assaults grinning face.

Assaults grin is practically ear to ear. "How did you-" Pain shoots down Emily's arm, radiating from her chest. Her breath comes in short gasps and she barely feels herself keeling over in her chair. The world fades to black to the sound of Assault's voice. "Oh fuck me."​